Max Keeble's Big Move Page #2
The red light's still on.
I'm well aware of that.
Didn't even notice!
Good morning.
I'm Ms. Dingman,
and welcome to Life Science.
You OK?
I can't feel my fingers.
...like this.
Pheromones.
Nature's dating service.
Odorless, colorless.
It's how many species
attract mates.
A chemical process
which causes...
an irresistible
attraction...
in the opposite sex.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Would someone like to open
the window for me, please?
You in the robe.
Aww.
Wow, that's cool!
You see? Irresistible.
["Baby, One More Time" playing]
# Oh, baby, baby #
# Eh, eh #
Are you OK?
Yeah! Yeah.
I'm fine.
You look kind of familiar.
I deliver your paper.
I'm Max, Jenna.
Oh, yeah.
You go to school here now?
You play the clarinet.
First chair.
I'm in band, too.
I play the bassoon.
Hmm. Well, I'll see you later.
I'll see you bassoon.
See you bassoon?
Ecch! Stupid!
Max Keeble.
Troy!
Troy McGinty, how are you?
First victim
of the year there, buddy.
It's a big honor.
Know the guy you hung out with
when you were little...
but as you got older you went
in opposite directions?
Troy McGinty
wasn't always a bully.
I remember when he came
to my fourth birthday.
The theme was
MacGoogles the Frog.
# MacGoogles is me name #
# I like a swampy bog #
# It's time to play a game #
# With your favorite
Highland frog #
I don't like MacGoogles!
He's not real, Troy.
He's just a TVcharacter.
Is there a wee laddie
having his birthday today?
MacGoogles!
He's trying to eat me!
Scaredy-cat, scaredy-cat.
Troy, it's me, Mr. Keeble.
MacGoogles ate Max's daddy!
Troy had grown a lot since then.
Whoa! What are you doing?
Where's Max?
I don't know.
Wasn't it
your turn to watch him?
McGINTY:
Welcome to cooking with Troy.
First, you want to dip
your little piece of chicken...
in a nice, thick batter.
No. Troy, no!
-Hold it! Stop!
-OK, we're set.
Yaah!
No! Troy!
Now you want to roll
your piece of dead meat...
in some bread crumbs.
Perfect.
And now that that's done...
our bird should be
ready to go in.
Oh, gross! Ecch!
Hope you like lasagna.
Settle down.
Cease!
This Thursday,
Superintendent Knebworth...
will be here
to inspect the school.
And so I am upgrading
my policy of zero tolerance...
to one of sub-zero tolerance.
Which is more than zero.
Cease!
And now,
without any further ado...
what's that I hear?
The pitter-patter
of little feet?
Allow me to introduce to you
the newest addition...
to the Curtis Junior
High School Cottontails...
three foreign exchange students
from eastern Europe...
unimportant,
because they're here...
to lead us to gridiron glory.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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