Max 2: White House Hero Page #3

I mean, I guess he is now,

- but, um, not later or before.

- Do you know what breed he is?

Oh, he's a Secret Service dog.

I mean, I know it's not a breed.

- He's a...

- Belgian Malinois.

How'd you know that?

I am, how you say? Dog person.

Oh, yeah? Me too.

Tell them to put that in my file.

So, TJ, do you think your "dog-for-now"

could help us sniff out something

to eat other than boring state dinner?

I think I know just the place.

Oh! No, no, you Malinois!

In borscht, we slice

beets thin like paper.

- My president...

- Dimitri!

I misspoke.

It is honor to be in

such beautiful kitchen.

Even if you do not belong here.

I assume he came with you?

Hey, Coop.

Meet Alex, she's from Russia.

Call me Coop, I'm from Brighton Beach.

Pleasure.

Say, Coop,

would you like to whip us up a

couple of the house specials, please?

Why, of course, sir.

Anything to get me off borscht detail.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Such flavor!

Why is this grilled cheese so good?

Sorry, secret ingredient.

It's classified.

You do not know, do you?

Nope.

So what do you do for amusement here?

Well, do you like to bowl?

Not particularly.

Me neither.

There's all kinds of stuff here,

but they're no fun to do alone.

And under 24-hour watch.

And let me guess, many

important "responsibilities."

No kidding. Sometimes,

I feel like I'm just here for photo ops.

At least you do not have to stand for

eight hours at the Victory Day Parade.

Doesn't even compare to

visiting the Iowa State Fair.

They make sculptures out of butter.

- Why?

- I think there isn't much to do there.

I was actually invited

to go to a party downtown tonight.

But I can't go 'cause I have

to entertain our guests.

Well, I hope they're at least nice.

Not so bad so far.

I know how this goes.

You can't go to your party because your

parents are making you go to their party.

It's not fair.

Just 'cause we're the presidents' kids

means we don't get to have any fun?

Sneaking out to party would be fun.

It would, wouldn't it?

But if we got caught...

Siberia?

I was going to say Guantanamo.

Same difference.

But do you always obey your parents?

Me? Not always.

Sometimes.

Okay, pretty much always.

I just thought I was in

"land of the free and

"home of the brave."

Don't worry, Max. We'll be right back.

Let's go, come on.

Tomorrow morning, we'll be

heading to Camp David.

I know how much you love the outdoors

and I thought it would

be a more informal venue for our talks.

We will see.

Of course, the brunt of our time will be

spent discussing the arms treaty,

but we've got all sorts

of great events planned for your visit.

My beautiful wife here

is an esteemed concert pianist.

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