Material Girls

(GIRLS CHATTERING)

(GIRLS CLAMORING)

- Miss Marchetta.|- Hi.

Ava, this car is so hard to get out of.

That's the point.

Anyone who ever gained baby weight|can't fit.

- Thanks.|- Hi.

Okay. How do I look?

- Total rock star.|- Thank you!

- Liking?|- Loving.

- Oh, I love it!|- Loving it.

- Hey!|- Hi, how are you?

(MUSIC PLA YING)

Hey, hey, over here! Come here!

You girls are so beautiful, beautiful!

Etienne!

Beautiful. Gorgeous.

Finally. I thought you said five minutes.

Finally. I thought you said five minutes.

My fingers were going arctic|holding your Borba water.

- Thank you.|- Cigarette?

Gross. Where's Mic?

He's over there making out|with some 12-foot-tall model.

What?

JK!

- I'm sorry. I love you.|- Babe!

AVA:
Mic.

- What up, Tanz?|- What's up?

Johnny from the show wants to meet you.

He's gonna be on the cover|of "Teen Vogue" next week.

You should think about it.

- He's gonna be at my party.|- Your party?

Don't you mean our party?

And wait until you see the fierceness|that I'll be wearing.

GIRL:
Oh, my God!|Aren't you Razz from "Long Island?"

I cried so hard last week when you|caught Teanne doing it with your dad.

Is she gonna kill herself?

Tune in on Wednesday night|after "American Idol."

Go, groupie.

- You want me to sign your abs?|- Oh, my God! Yeah!

That would be great!

I love the way that you spell your name.

You are such a creative genius.

Ava, don't let it bother you. He loves you.

- He's just used to random hounds.|- Whatever.

I just cannot wait|until we announce our engagement.

You have a little smudge.

Should've used|Daddy's smudge-free lip sealer.

Pure beauty genius.|I love it. I will make love to it.

- I know you would!|- I know I will!

Go have fun. Eat your man.

- Hey, Jose!|- JOSE: Hey.

MARTINIQUE:
Tanzie! Tanzie!

Come with us. Tara Reid and Fred Durst|are gonna karaoke.

You guys, if I have to hear them|do Spice Girls one more time...

I hate classic rock.

Tanzie! You have been|such a downer lately.

BRIGITTA:
Yeah.

I'm gonna have to give you|some of my Prozac if you don't chillax.

Guys, to be honest with you,|I didn't wanna come tonight.

- I wanted to stay home and finish...|- Are you insane?

You know Martinique feeds everything|to "Us Weekly."

Do you really want them writing that you|wanted to stay home on a Thursday night

and fill out|some weird college application?

We are the face of Marchetta,

and the face of Marchetta|does not study chemistry.

MIC:
Babe, I'm missing you out here!

- Come on!|- Come on, y'all, let's sandwich.

- Come on, let's go.|- Okay.

(HIP-HOPMUSIC PLA YING)

Come on, y'all!

(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)

THROUGH HEADPHONES)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

at how many people could improve

if they would just treat it properly.

to harsh chemicals and to the sun,

this is a nightmare for the skin.

If you start with an all-natural regimen,

most of the skin's difficult problems.

is actually overtreating the skin.

Now, take toner, for example...

the most in my life

is my father, Victor Marchetta.

I'll always remember him in his lab

concocting the perfect lipstick.

I'll never forget the time he taught me

artificial colors.

(GROANS)

Good luck with the girl's bedroom, Ava.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

...with this sad excuse of a breakfast.

I don't even think low carb is gonna cut it|this morning.

I am so bloated. Can I just have hot water

and cayenne pepper|and maple syrup and lemon?

I need to cleanse.

- I need an aspirin.|- AVA: Me too.

Hey! Tanz, give it a rest.

You can't keep sitting here|watching Dad's old TiVo'd shows

from two years ago|for the rest of your life.

- Plus that skin show's disgusting.|- I find it comforting, Ava.

Oh, that's so sweet. And creepy.

Plus I gotta clear up some space here.|Mic likes me to watch all of his shows.

And this week,|Razz and his dad get in a fistfight.

Ava, give it!

- We're talking Golden Globe material!|- No, stop!

NED:
Do you have the X-rated version?

that Italian cinema for you.

- Yeah.

from the slammer. You're on TV, pal.

For Channel 10 News, I'm Ned Nakamori.

- And you're ripping people off!|- BOTH: And you're ripping people off!

- I hate that cheez whiz.|- INEZ: Ava! Delivery for you!

Oh, goodie!

(GIGGLING)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

I'll take that, thank you.

"Ava, you are so hot. Love, Mic.

(BOTH EX CLAIM)

"PS:
Don't forget to watch me tonight|after "American Idol." '"I love him.

- Ava.|- It's my engagement ring!

Thank you very much. The gate is open.

- It's huge.|- How romantic is he?

Look at that! He has such great taste.

- Ava, you picked that out.|- Well, yeah, but he likes it.

- It's huge.|- Oh, girls.

- Do you like it?|- Yes.

Okay, come on, come on, come on.

- You have a meeting to go to right now.|- Can't we reschedule?

- Yeah, can't we go tomorrow?|- No!

- Tomorrow.|- No, no, we cannot do that again.

Not reschedule. This is charity.

Oh, that reminds me. I cleaned out|my closet for your church's clothes drive.

Thank you.|Homeless people love Dolce & Gabbana.

Hey, babe, we love this song!

ON CAR STEREO)

(CAR HORN HONKS)

- Let me take this.|- Thanks.

- Thanks.|- No problem, Miss Marchetta.

- Thanks.|- You said that already.

Right.

Tanzie?

I've gotta come to the office more often.

- Hi.|- Hi.

- AVA:
Hey.|- Hello.

- How are you?|- COSMETICIAN: Nice blouse.

- Hi, Jasmine.|- JASMINE: Good morning.

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