Matchstick Men Page #4

Synopsis: Meet Roy and Frank, a couple of professional small-time con artists. What Roy, a veteran of the grift, and Frank, his ambitious protégé, are swindling these days are "water filtration systems," bargain-basement water filters bought by unsuspecting people who pay ten times their value in order to win bogus prizes like cars, jewelry and overseas vacations--which they never collect. These scams net the flim-flam men a few hundred here, another thousand there, which eventually adds up to a lucrative partnership. Roy's private life, however, is not so successful. An obsessive-compulsive agoraphobe with no personal relationships to call his own, Roy is barely hanging on to his wits, and when his idiosyncrasies begin to threaten his criminal productivity he's forced to seek the help of a psychoanalyst just to keep him in working order. While Roy is looking for a quick fix, his therapy begets more than he bargained for: the revelation that he has a teenage daughter--a child whose existence he
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Ridley Scott
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
61
Rotten Tomatoes:
82%
PG-13
Year:
2003
116 min
$36,873,198
Website
554 Views


Yeah. Do you think about her much?

You know, what could have been,

what might have been.

-And the baby?

-lf there`s a baby.

-Do you think about that?

-Sometimes. Rarely.

Like, if l see a school bus, l`ll wonder,

``ls one of those kids Roy Jr.?``

He, if he`s a he, would be how old now?

He`d be 1 4.

Fourteen, ready to be a man.

Yeah. lf he`s a he.

lf he is at all.

Congratulations.

You bought yourself a week`s worth.

Thanks.

Listen, doc...

...do you know of a way...

...just to find out, you know....

There`s nothing wrong

with a man telephoning his ex-wife.

l tried that last night,

and l couldn`t say a word.

So could you call her?

-l don`t know, Roy. l--

-Please. lt`s just to find out.

-Now?

-No, after l`m gone.

When you can.

-Okay.

-That`s great.

Thank you.

-So l`m gonna see you on Tuesday?

-Well-- Why? l mean, l have the meds.

Well, l guess that`s your call.

-Okay.

-Take care.

Hello.

Roy? This is Dr. Klein. l....

-Hello?

-Hey.

Listen, l just got off the phone

with Heather.

We had a very nice conversation.

-Does she want to speak with me?

-No, she doesn`t.

She didn`t understand it might help

with your therapy.

-You told her l was in therapy.

-No, l told her l`m a psychiatrist. l can`t lie.

-Angela wants to talk to you though.

-Who?

Angela, your daughter.

She knows you`re her father

and says she really wants to meet you.

Sh*t.

Hey.

-Angela?

-You Roy?

Yeah.

-So you`re 1 4?

-Yep.

So when did you get out?

-What?

-Of prison.

l`ve never been in prison.

Did your mom tell you that?

At first she told me you were dead.

Then she said you might as well be.

l`m not dead. l`m in antiques.

Yeah, that`s what the doctor said

on the phone.

When he said that,

Mom started to laugh.

You hungry?

Do you mind eating?

lt`s just l`d feel better

somewhere indoors.

l get uncomfortable sometimes

being outside.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-You`re staring.

-l`m sorry.

lt`s okay. l used to do it too.

Looked at your picture,

see if l got your nose, your eyes.

Mom used to say l got lucky

and only got your elbows.

Thought you weren`t hungry.

lf you`re gonna get wet,

might as well go swimming.

-So you`re in school, right?

-Not now. lt`s summer.

Oh, yeah. Okay, that`s right.

lf l had anything to do over again,

l would`ve worked harder in school.

You drop out?

That how you ended up a criminal?

l`ll take it, Mike.

lt`s okay, you know. Whatever you do.

Everybody`s done something bad

in their life.

l`m in antiques.

Make it a career, it`s just a bunch

of something strung together.

Cut the sh*t. l`m not a criminal.

What? What was that word

you used? Sh*t?

Hey, that--

You`re not supposed to talk like that.

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