Matchstick Men Page #3

Synopsis: Meet Roy and Frank, a couple of professional small-time con artists. What Roy, a veteran of the grift, and Frank, his ambitious protégé, are swindling these days are "water filtration systems," bargain-basement water filters bought by unsuspecting people who pay ten times their value in order to win bogus prizes like cars, jewelry and overseas vacations--which they never collect. These scams net the flim-flam men a few hundred here, another thousand there, which eventually adds up to a lucrative partnership. Roy's private life, however, is not so successful. An obsessive-compulsive agoraphobe with no personal relationships to call his own, Roy is barely hanging on to his wits, and when his idiosyncrasies begin to threaten his criminal productivity he's forced to seek the help of a psychoanalyst just to keep him in working order. While Roy is looking for a quick fix, his therapy begets more than he bargained for: the revelation that he has a teenage daughter--a child whose existence he
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Ridley Scott
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
61
Rotten Tomatoes:
82%
PG-13
Year:
2003
116 min
$36,873,198
Website
555 Views


Yeah, okay, good. Yeah,

they were these little pink tablets.

l think it said ``CRC`` on them.

Something like that.

-You were getting them illegally?

-Yes, l was. So what?

-Why?

-So l wouldn`t have to talk to you.

-Do you know what they were?

-Yes.

At that dosage,

you`re lucky to be sitting up straight.

That`s great.

Can you get me some more of them?

You get to the point.

-And you skirt it. Can you get me the pills?

-Yes.

Well, then let`s get

that prescription pad out.

Roy, l don`t prescribe medicine unless

l`ve chatted with the patient.

lf you`re inclined against that,

this session will be quite brief.

Would you like to tell me

what`s been bothering you?

l don`t like being outdoors, which

l know is called ``agoraphobia.`` Right?

lncorrectly. But, yes.

-Anything else?

-Dirt. Especially around moldings.

l don`t like when people

put shoes on my carpet.

Obviously, l have a lot of tics.

l find that very frustrating.

Certain things distract me,

make me feel sick to my stomach.

Have these distractions

affected your work of late?

And your personal relationships?

What personal relationships?

-When was the last time you were in one?

-With a woman?

-A long time ago.

-Five years?

-Ten years?

-keep going, man.

What was her name?

Heather.

Were you married?

kids?

Maybe.

You haven`t seen her since?

She left me with a black eye,

which l gave her, and a bun in the oven...

...which might`ve come from anyone.

So, no, l haven`t.

Look, doc, l spent last Tuesday

watching fibers on my carpet.

And the whole time l was watching my

carpet, l was worrying that l might vomit.

l was thinking, ``l`m a grown man.

l should know what goes on in my head.``

The more l thought about it...

...the more l realized l should

blow my brains out and end it all.

But if l thought more

about blowing my brains out...

...l started worrying about what

that would do to my goddamn carpet.

So that was a good day, doc.

And l just want you to give me some pills

and let me get on with my life.

-Roy.

-What?

He just gave them to you at the office?

He said they were new.

Prefex something-or-other.

-You feel better?

-A little.

You want to work some?

Think you can you control the...?

-What?

-Nothing.

-What city, please?

-Woodland Hills, California.

-Name, sir?

-Fenton, Heather.

-Can you spell that?

-F-E-N--

Hi. lf that`s you, then this is me.

So leave a message after the beep.

-Hello, this is--

-Hello?

Well, you know, we fought a lot.

-About what?

-What do you got? l wasn`t sober a lot then.

Are you now?

So some nights,

she just didn`t come home.

She was pregnant two months

before she even told me about it.

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