Matchstick Men Page #2

Roy, this is Dmitri. l met you

at that club Rage the other night.

l really liked your leather and....

All right, come on. Pick it up.

Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up.

Roy, come on, man. Come on.

Roy, it`s lonely in this little office

all by myself.

Roy, come on.

Roy, l wouldn`t bother you, but--

Well, l`m dying, Roy.

lt`s my spleen.

l can`t feel my thumbs.

Hello.

Roy, answer the phone, man.

l`ve been watching Univision all night,

and all they speak is Spanish.

What`s going on?

But seriously, l want to talk to you

because l think l`ve developed a rash.

Come on, man.

Come on, you`re killing me.

Roy, come on, what the hell?

l feel like a chick.

All right, that`s it. l`m coming over.

Roy? Okay, l see that.

l see-- l saw you. l know you`re there.

Come on, Roy. Really, man.

One, two, three.

Take your shoes off.

-What? Why?

-Take your shoes off, or you don`t come in.

You didn`t take your pills, did you?

l`m taking them off.

l`m taking the shoes off.

Give me a break over here.

Okay.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, God, what is that smell?

What, did you get attacked by Mr. Clean?

You gotta open a window, buddy.

-No! No windows.

-Okay. Windows are closed.

Windows are closed.

You looking for something, sucker?

Yeah, my partner. Have you seen him?

He`s been missing most of the week.

Tall guy.

Hey, would you watch the rug?

You`re spilling food--

-You didn`t take your shoes off.

-Okay, l`m taking the shoes off.

l`m taking them off. See? They`re off.

Here you go.

Oh, man, you are bad.

Did you take your pills?

-l spilled them down the drain by accident.

-Oh, Roy, come on, man.

-Did you call Mancuso?

-Moved.

-You gotta be shitting me.

-That`s what l said.

Okay, here we go.

Hurry. Come on.

Come on, let`s go. Come on. lt`s okay.

l want you to breathe, okay?

Just keep breathing.

Breathe. Okay.

Okay. Okay, shoes are-- There you go.

-You got food....

-What?

Okay, food is gone.

l`m picking up all the food, okay?

Listen to me, Roy. You listening?

l`m gonna make a couple of calls.

My aunt saw this shrink after her divorce.

-He really helped her. He`s a good guy.

-Frank--

You need to see someone.

Don`t think l`m doing this for you.

You got money. You can retire.

l got car payments, man.

l don`t need a partner who`s like:

My heart goes out to you,

but this is it now.

Wipe that off when you`re

done with it.

Wipe the receiver. Just wipe it off.

Okay. How`s that? You like that?

How`s that?

Okay, l`m sorry. Okay.

Do you mind if l put them up?

lt helps my back.

-Go ahead.

-Thanks.

Well, you`re something

of a clean slate, Roy.

You were on medication,

but you don`t know what kind.

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