Master of the World

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Since the beginning

of recorded time,

man has sought to

conquer the sky,

to touch the stars.

For centuries, men of

genius had sought to

emulate the majestic

flight of God's creatures.

Leonardo da Vinci dreamed of a flying

machine and said "There shall be wings."

Jules Verne wrote

of flying machines,

of radar, electronic communication,

television, and even rocket bombs.

The dreams of these men however

were not as strange as the

contraptions man devised in his

first efforts to conquer the sky.

This machine tried to beat

the air into submission.

This one tried to frighten

the sky into surrender.

Traffic problem?

Just fly over the guy

in front of you.

Like this.

This inventor had something.

Broken bones.

This man is in a hurry.

He's late for dinner.

But he'll eat standing up.

From all this groping, some flying

machines actually began to fly.

Some still did not.

Then with the Wright brothers first

successful conquest of the air

man truly became.

Master of the World.

I'm bored, you hear me, bored!

Worlds full of action...

revolution, exploration, war!

But do you and I have any part of it?

No, we don't!

- Agreed, agreed.

- We're living in a cemetery.

This is the most boring and monotonous

town in the entire United States.

Morgantown, Pennsylvania, a place

where nothing could possibly happen.

- Wha...what's that?

- An earthquake!

- In Pennsylvania?!

- Look, look, the mountain!

The mountain! It's erupting!

Run for your lives!

The whole town's blowing up!

Come near, ye nations, to hear;

And hearken, ye people...

let the earth hear, and

all that is therein.

For the indignation of the

Lord is upon all nations,

and His fury upon

all their armies.

He shall utterly destroy them!

Will you kindly be quiet!

This meeting of the London Balloon

Society will kindly come to order!

Mr. President!

Quiet, gentlemen!

Quiet, quiet, quiet! Quiet!

Mr. President!

The Chair recognizes Mr. Evans!

If I may continue?

You may continue, sir,

if you can conduct

yourself as a gentleman...

and not as a howling banshee!

I believe the point being made,

Mr. President, was the following:

In the matter regarding

at which end of the new

balloon the propeller

should be installed!

It should be installed

in the front!

Pardon me, miss.

Miss!

Pardon me.

Would you point out

Mr. Prudent, please?

Oh, my father.

- Your father?

- Yes.

That's him.

The one with the gavel.

Thank you.

And the other gentlemen

is my fiance, Mr. Evans.

I cannot see, sir,

any evidence to support your

highly dubious contention

that the propeller should

be installed in the front.

How long's this go on?

Sometimes for 2 or 3 days.

Uncommon balderdash, sir.

Historical evidence has

shown conclusively...

that the most efficient propellers are

installed in the rear of the balloon.

In the rear?!

In the front, in the front!

Mr. Strock, I'm glad

to see you, sir.

My butler told me you were here.

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

Quite all right, sir.

Now, sir, what can I do for you?

Well, as I wrote in my letter, I work

for the department of the Interior.

Now they've ordered me to find out

what's inside the Great Erie.

You see, if the people of Morgantown

face some calamity of nature...

they must be informed of the

danger which threatens them, sir.

And do your geologist actually believe that

there's a volcano inside that mountain?

Why no, sir.

They regard it as highly improbable.

You see, the Appalachian system

is nowhere volcanic in origin.

But still, the violent trembling of

the earth and that roaring noise...

something caused them, sir.

And the voice, Mr. Strock,

volcanic action?

Couldn't say, miss.

And the alleged quotation from scriptures,

that's all very interesting, sir.

All very interesting!

But I fail to see how we

can be of any help to you.

It's been established that the

Great Erie is impossible to climb.

I come to you therefore with the hope of

acquiring the use of your new balloon.

So that the crater may be

inspected from the air, sir.

Of course, yes, yes, me.

Well, you see, after all,

I'm not the last word.

This is Mr. Evans, who

is my partner and the

co-sponsor of the

project and the flight.

My apologies, sir.

I approach you both then.

The United States government petitions

the use of your new balloon, sir.

I hardly see how we can risk

landing it in a mountain crater.

Shouldn't be necessary, sir.

By using a telescope, the

investigation can be made from aloft.

You know, while the balloon is

passing over the crater, sir.

That's all very well

and good, young sir,

we should be delighted to let

the government use our balloon...

except for the fact that there are certain

details that are stopping her completion.

- Such as, Mr. Prudent?

- Such as the location of the propeller.

Only an idiot would maintain that the

propeller should be in the front!

Father, father!

I'm sorry, my child.

- Sir, may I make a suggestion?

- Of course.

- Why not install a propeller in the rear?

- Never!

- Oh, yes!

- And one in front as well, sir.

I think that's a fine idea.

Of course, it's a splendid idea!

As a matter of fact, I

thought of that myself.

Mr. Evans and I will pilot the balloon,

and my daughter will accompany us.

Your daughter, sir?

Of course, of course, she

always goes with us.

There's no danger.

We're not going to

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