Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight! Page #4

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No. We believe loki

has moved on

to a far more

sinister plan.

"We" is an overstatement.

Let's look at the facts.

Tony, the lizard attack.

Is there some footage

you can--

boom. Jarvis.

We know a creature

attacked the city today,

and we know that despite

its size and strength,

we defeated it easily.

Too easily.

Thor and I believe--

uh, he believes.

I, less so.

...that loki sent the creature

to distract us

from his true scheme,

which Thor discovered

while in asgard.

Thor?

I thought it less a scheme

and more a jest.

Loki accuses someone

of false crimes

and offers a great reward

for his capture.

Loki's target has many names.

In asgard, he is jolnir.

Here, he is known

as Santa claus.

Santa claus.

Santa!

Red suit, white beard?

Belly like a bowl full of jelly?

Drives a flying sleigh?

Reindeer with

a glow-in-the-dark nose?

Whoo! A Santa bounty.

Too funny.

Really? Just Thor and me?

Come on. You can't be serious.

Don't I look serious?

Sure. But you always

look like that.

For good reason.

It may sound funny,

but Santa claus is no joke.

No? Jarvis,

can you walk us through

the physics of Santa?

The simple version.

It would be my pleasure.

For simplicity, we'll assume

there are two billion children

on earth.

Using a census average

of 3.5 children per home,

that's 571 million homes

for Santa to visit

in only one day,

or 31 hours,

accounting for time zones

and the earth's rotation.

This would require Santa

to visit 5,116.5 houses

per second

while traveling

at 4,043 miles per second

between stops.

Now, the sheer volume

of pres--

that's enough, Jarvis.

Point is, it's impossible.

But I knew that as a kid.

Off.

Wait!

Not that it takes a genius

to figure out

this scam is impossible.

Nothing is impossible

if you believe.

Uh, sorry.

Regardless, it may be that Santa

has incredible power.

Enough to bend space-time.

Loki could use

the casket of ancient powers

to claim jolnir's power.

Both are said to be in alfheim.

But this has gone too far.

Jolnir is just a legend,

a myth.

Kind of like you,

Thor from asgard?

Fine. Maybe this guy's

Thor's cousin.

But he's not Santa,

because there is no Santa.

I'll take a trip

to prove I'm right.

Let's go to alfheim.

Heimdall won't open the Bifrost

to mortals for such folly,

- nor should he.

- No problem.

We don't need

your rainbow bridge

when we've got

my dimensional gateway

transporter bridge thingamajig.

I'm still working

on the name.

This is a fool's errand.

So stay here.

Someone has to work on plan b--

doing Santa's job

if something goes wrong.

You can do that

with hulk.

Ho ho ho!

We'll have

a Holly jolly time.

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