Mars Needs Moms Page #2

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You're a person...

...from Earth!

- Shut up!

What, are you crazy?

I'm part of Ronald Reagan's

secret astronaut programme.

The Secronauts.

You might have heard of us.

We're here to stop the threat

of interplanetary Communism

throughout the galaxy.

Why else do you think

they call it "the Red Planet"?

I do crazy stuff like

that all the time, man.

You're gonna have so much fun here.

It's wobbly and shaky here.

Come on! I wanna show you something.

You gotta move pretty fast

to keep up with me, buddy.

- Wait.

- Come on down!

Hey, check my room out, bro!

Oh, man.

You're not used to the low gravity yet?

OK, OK, OK. Don't worry, man.

I can totally fix that.

I can fix anything.

There we go. I got an extra.

Listen, I just wanna try

and find my mom.

This'll hold you down.

- What is it?

- Right here. OK? I'm gonna patent it,

call it the Gribblemeister 3000.

It's working, right? That's awesome.

I wanna show you something cool.

- What?

- Hold on tight. Banzai!

The weight belt helping you?

Check this out, man.

They're trying to figure out

how you escaped. Watch this.

Oh, my word! I cannot get out! Help me!

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Watch this, watch this, watch this.

You wanna hear what they're saying?

Sure you do.

Wait. Gribble, I wanna find my mom.

TwoCat! That is disgusting.

Here we go.

What is that?

- That's a translator.

- Wait.

- Supervisor not likee.

- Getting off me, you Martian!

Unauthorised dogpile!

- "Unauthorised dogpile"?

- I know. They say that all the time.

Come with me, man. This is so cool.

Hey! Come on in.

What do you think, bro?

- About what?

- About the room, bud.

It's for you, man.

What do you think?

- For me?

- Oh, don't mind this guy.

I just tried to train him to be like my

wingman, you know, but he's useless.

It's more like a wing nut.

Oh, gosh.

I'm gonna get rid of him.

But forget it, man. That's all history.

- 'Cause I got you now!

- Me?

- Yeah.

- What are you talking about?

I'm talking about you and me, bro.

Best buds hanging out forever.

Playing video games all day,

watching TV all night.

There's no such thing

as too much TV, man.

Mom?

Oh, yeah.

Maybe there is such a thing

as too much TV.

- No. Wait.

- I wanna show you something in here.

What are they saying?

Subject will be terminating.

- Oh-four, oh-three...

- "Terminating." Terminating?

Terminating. I love that movie.

Hey, you know what? Let's go. I wanna

show you something cool, dude.

No, wait. Gribble, what's going on?

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