Mars Attacks! Page #2

...flying saucers.

Come on. Come on.

Papa needs a new pair of shoes.

Hey!

Hey, am I the only one

shooting craps here?

--we will have

- the opportunity to meet with them.

I feel this is the perfect summation

to the 20th century....

Martians.

This is great.

Please come to Earth. Please.

We need you.

I got people coming in.

Everybody wants to be a part of this.

Galaxy's gonna be world-class.

And soon...

...we will become one solar system.

What the hell is he talking about?

These flying saucers

have come from the planet Mars...

-...and at their current course and speed....

-Oh. Hey.

Listen, Hoss. I've been thinking about

Martians when there wasn't no Martians.

It is profoundly moving

to know there is intelligent life out there.

Glad they got it somewhere.

And our world will never feel

quite the same again.

Good night...

...and God bless you all.

This...

...is intense.

Shut up, Poppy. Shut up.

Shut up.

Jason Stone.

It's for you.

Poppy, honey. No, sweetie.

That's right. Shh. Good girl. Yeah?

Yeah. Well, I could be there at...

...I don't know, 11.

Okay, bye-bye.

Yes?

Oh, they want me to go interview

that professor from the White House.

Kessler?

-Donald Kessler?

-Yeah, I think that was his name.

You know, the science guy.

This is nuts, this is....

We should have got that guy.

Well, I can't help it

if your people are too slow.

Right, Poppy?

-Finished!

-One minute, 57 seconds.

-Ha-ha! Didn't I tell you under two minutes?

-You did.

You did. I'm so proud of you.

-Hey, Ma, you want a doughnut?

-How old are they?

Fresh-baked Monday.

Richie, that's six days ago.

Okay, give me a couple.

Hey, this Martian thing

is pretty awesome, huh?

Did any one of you traitors

see my Muffy?

Your brother's gonna volunteer.

As soon as I get back to the base.

-Volunteer for what, Billy Glenn?

-Martian detail.

-Uh-huh.

-Cool.

If any of them Martians

come around here...

...I'm gonna kick their butts.

Heh-heh-heh.

Jump!

Excuse me, folks,

but we gotta make an unscheduled stop.

It's Mama.

What are you doing here? Huh?

If you ain't home, why ain't you in class?

-Mama, class was canceled.

-Class was not canceled.

-Come here. Come here.

-For what?

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Now, come here.

Let go of him.

Okay. Now, just come here.

Come here.

Think it's smart to cut school?

-What are you doing?

-Do you? Do you? Huh? Huh?

-No.

-"No, Mama." It's dumb.

-- You're gonna flunk and go to jail.

- No.

Get your butt on the bus.

Get on that bus, boy.

I'll be tripping all over you.

Get back there.

-- I don't want to hear another word.

- I hate school.

I heard that.

Hi.

-Hi there.

- Want a date?

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