Married People, Single Sex Page #3

i've got a surprise for you.

oh, no.

Now what?

well...

Edible panties.

oh, man.

No, this is a wonderful...

No, it's a wonderful idea --

come on.

...and we love it.

We really love it...

If you keep talking.

But now it's time to play

Go get your wife.

i just figured that if

You're in love,

You do, it's natural

And that's enough.

That's enough.

Music.

[heavy breathing].

do you feel good?

uh-huh.

it feels so good for me.

[gasping].

[moaning].

Does it feel good?

it feels so good.

honey?

you're perfect.

It's perfect.

[gasping].

[gasping].

[sobbing].

and they said that men

Are just in it for sex.

Can we talk about

Anything, hon?

no.

Why?

i just figured there

Might be word about

Something or somebody.

no.

I'm happy for beth.

I think mike's a child

And i also think that

She deserves much better --

okay, okay, okay, but

Okay, that's fine.

That's good.

Okay, mike has had a couple

Of problems he's working out.

yes, but why should beth

Have to suffer, alright?

I think it's great all the

Stuff she did on vacation.

I always knew she had

A wild streak in her.

hon, this isn't about

Her wild times and making

Measures, hmm?

now, i think my wild times

Are over for good.

Look, is there anything else

You need because i'd

Really like --

no. That's fine.

Now watch tv, hon.

That's good.

are you okay?

yeah, just my stomach.

Must have been something

I ate.

Go back to sleep.

we're like --

[indistinct chattering].

geez, i ask for three times.

I want some.

She gives all the guys one.

[laughing].

That was last week.

beth, give me some more--

oh, tell me about

The survey thing that

You were telling me.

You know, the story you read.

all it mentioned was that

Sex takes up 1% of our lives.

that much time?

how much is 1% of

24 hours?

who says that it does?

it does.

it does not.

everybody knows that

The whole world

Revolves around sex.

fran, i'll tell you --

we kill, die, suffer

And get divorced all for

A little nooky nooky.

[laughing].

oh, there she goes again.

Anytime anybody mentions sex,

There she goes.

that's not true.

well, i don't know about

The rest of you guys but --

no big deal.

but i really

I don't think i would have

A problem with opening up

And telling my most intimate,

Filthy secrets to a total

Stranger for a survey

Like that, just to write in--

oh, so some pervert can

Read them?

No, thanks.

i don't know.

Will, can perverts read?

i'll ask my boss.

you do.

i'm going to cry.

[laughs].

you know something fran?

Why don't you lighten

The f*** up?

I'm sorry, you know.

After all, what's a little

Sex among friends?

[laughs].

artie!

personally,

I call it an orgy.

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