Mark and Russell's Wild Ride Page #3
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because of that "suspicious
mole." Hope he's okay.
A cab costs $137 one way.
Booger Tom's mom.
You think that car
has boogers in it?
Their everything
has boogers in it.
Unless you know
a licensed driver
who's willing to ride with
no questions asked,
I just don't know.
Let go of the walker, Grandpa.
I'll put it in the trunk.
I'm not goin' in the trunk.
No one said you were, Grandpa.
We love you.
There.
Now have some fauxgurt.
He loves those
Happy Scratchers.
Never wins, but he loves 'em.
So are we even sure
this is legal?
Issued by the state
but technically, still valid.
As long as you've
got your learner's permit,
he's the perfect chaperone.
Legal and forgetful.
Plus we can use his senior
citizen discount at rest stops.
I like where your head's at.
You don't get bumped up
a grade for nothing.
Here you go.
( Loudly )
We'll be back in 30 minutes.
Is that when the movie starts?
Sure.
We may have to stop at
the movies on the way back home.
This is the one, Russell.
Magic number six.
I may not say it enough, buddy,
but you are
a terrific sidekick.
Funny. I always thought
of you as the sidekick.
Hmm. I'm the one on the quest.
Or are you a side quest
to my much grander quest
whose true meaning
has yet to reveal itself?
Sounds like something
Said the sidekick.
It's Ashley.
It's our first text.
She wants to know if
I can also take.
- Harper Blanc to the pool party.
- Harper Blanc.
Harper Blanc who smells
That's the one.
I'm texting no.
No!
Don't you realize, one
popular girl begets another?
You're trending, Mark.
You're trending.
Yeah? But if I choke this time,
the only thing trending
will be my humiliation.
I hate to be a nudge,
but I think you just
leap-frogged us.
I think you're mistaken.
I really hate to invoke
the no-cutsies rule...
And I'd hate to invoke
to reach down your throat
and pull your underwear
out your mouth.
Say hello to the Brothers Nico.
Hey, meatheads,
back off my friend.
Or maybe you're not
attached to your teeth.
Metaphorically.
I know your teeth are physically
rooted in your gums...
You know what?
You get my point.
You got a big mouth, inchworm.
Yeah? Well, you got
one big eyebrow.
Now apologize
to my scared friend.
Don't play the hero, tiny.
Yeah, don't play
the hero, tiny.
See, even they know
you're the sidekick.
Sorry. Were you the one just
standing up to the villain?
Seriously?
At the DMV?
Let's not be those people.
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