Mark and Russell's Wild Ride Page #2
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he wasn't even in the car."
Honey, you can't shop for driving
instructors on the internet
like printer cartridges.
Check this out.
Favorite movie:
Whatever you're watching.
Political views:
Whoever you're into.
Religion:
This guy clearly just
wants to be liked.
It's a virtual lock.
He is the Heimlich maneuver
for my choking.
And all it takes is
a 51-mile drive to the DMV.
Oh, yeah.
Who's with me?
Son, you need to take
a step back.
Quite frankly, your mother
and I are worried
that you may be on the verge
of a mental breakdown.
I'm beggin' you.
What could be more important than the hopes
and dreams of your precious baby boy?
Uh, an all-day flea market,
that's what.
Over ten acres of bargains.
Mm-hmm. And they've
got churros.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
He's all booked up.
It needs to be tomorrow.
Now, Mark, this is
of getting me
to agree with you.
I know it is. I just...
I don't think
that you're grasping
the Ashley Pinafore of it all.
Pinafore Schminafore.
Now you listen to me.
You are the coolest cat
in this household.
If your friends don't
know that by now,
the heck with them.
It's their loss.
Your mom can drive you
to the party.
I'll even make my noodle salad.
Fun!
( laughing )
And that's why Mark
sucked his thumb till he was 12.
Don't forget your nose plugs.
( Shrieking )
RUSSELL:
You okay, pal?I thought I heard
someone screaming.
- I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
'Cause it was high-pitched.
Like a really feminine
howler monkey.
I'm fine.
Are you?
Why aren't you wearing
your night guard?
So you're not gonna
drive a car any time soon.
So what?
There are plenty of things
you can drive without a license.
Bumper cars. Lawn mowers.
Those tiny carts
that drive old people
to their gates at the airport.
I know your heart's
in the right place, Russell,
but everything you're saying
is making me feel way worse.
You're right.
We're young, it's Saturday.
Let's get an early start
on our homework.
This was a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity,
and I bungled it.
I bungled it!
So be a man.
Tell Ashley you lied.
You were desperate
to be around her,
so you would've said
or done anything.
Sure, 'cause girls love
a desperate, lying fraidy-cat.
Face it, Russell.
We're stuck...
Unwanted, unloved,
and unable to pull the car
out of the driveway
without parental supervision.
Mark, you're scaring me.
Well, that's our future.
My neighbor Don can't
drive me to the DMV
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