Mark and Russell's Wild Ride

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2015
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Oh.

Pick her up.

That's not possible,

because of the failures.

Because of the horrible,

choking failures.

- ( Hyperventilating )

- Don't spin out on me now.

The worst thing we can do

is lose our focus.

( Liquid splashing )

Uh, I hope that's the base

and not the acid.

( Sizzling sound )

Nope. Dwayne, please escort me

to the eyewash station.

I've checked this DMV

and that DMV.

I'm not finding

any appointments.

Why are there no appointments?

Keep searching.

Look around you, Russell.

Look where we are.

Bus pick-up.

Where cool comes to die.

Okay, okay, okay.

Today is Friday.

The party is Sunday.

I have to get

my license tomorrow.

( Sighs ) Ashley

Pinafore is a rope

that has been tossed

down to us by destiny.

Climb that rope right on

up to popularity nirvana.

Toss that rope

back down to you,

and pull ourselves up from

this horror show

to a cool new world.

One with parties

and lake trips.

And sparkling cider brunches.

Really? That's what

cool is to you?

Have you ever been to one?

They are lovely.

Okay, well, either way, none of that

is happening without my license.

No license, no Ashley.

No Ashley, no pool party,

and no pool party...

Has anybody seen

my medicated lip balm?

We're lookin' at

Booger Tom and Space Helmet

to throw us a rope.

A booger-covered rope.

( Horn honks )

Who am I kidding?

Finding an appointment

is the least of our worries.

Even if I get one,

I'm just gonna turn into

a quivering mess

like the last five times.

Daddy needs a sure thing!

Then you're gonna

wanna see this.

Ninety-two percent. 92!

Can you even comprehend

what that means?

Okay, this driving instructor,

this beautiful Glenn Bufferton,

passes over 92%

of all of his testees.

Listen to these comments.

"Pushover. A gimme. It's like

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