Marauders Page #2

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Warrant?

[laughing]

This is my warrant.

Man you broke ass cop, we know

you gonna skim that sh*t!

Broke ass, huh?

Broke ass?

Sh*t!

Just put a little Neosporin

on that, you'll be fine.

Good afternoon, everyone.

We have a robbery homicide.

Brutal, professional, yet

seemingly also very personal.

We have a print,

or at least we should,

but we have no f***ing clue

where the hell it is! Chase.

They think the print

is from a James Jackson.

Do we have his jacket?

Possession, possession, petty

theft, disturbing the peace.

Really?

Anybody else smell

horseshit here?

This guy's a thug.

There's no way

he pulled this off.

These guys are pros.

Agreed.

They operated with precision.

We need the evidence,

and where is the evidence?

- Still with Mims.

- Why is it with Mims?

Anybody?

Because we allowed him to take

it from my f***ing crime scene!

- Excuse me sir, who's Mims?

- He's an a**hole.

- And who the f*** are you?

- GI Joe?

Everyone, this is new

Special Agent Wells,

fresh out of Quantico

with flying colors,

decorated Special Forces,

renowned sniper,

blah, blah, blah,

yadda, yadda, yadda.

Like I said, GI Joe.

All right,

nobody takes anything

from my crime scene unless it

has been cleared, am I clear?

Now I wanna know

where the f*** it is,

I wanna know where it is now.

That's it, go!

- GI Joe, my office.

- Yes, sir.

- Getting settled in nicely?

- Yes, sir, thanks for asking.

Close the door.

Like to smoke weed, Wells?

- What?

- Do you like to get high?

No, sir.

On your polygraph,

an abnormal answer

causes the needle to

jump as high as here.

Mine's beneath it.

But at a greater variance

than your other answers.

I figure with your Special

Forces training,

lying to beat a polygraph

is probably child's play.

I'm gonna ask you one more

time, for the last time.

Do you like the sticky icky?

No, sir.

Why the skip?

I smoked weed maybe

three times when

I was younger to

impress this hot chick.

How hot? Ass for days hot?

It was middle school.

When you applied,

you were asked whether

you did drugs, using

marijuana is grounds for

immediate disqualification

from the FBI.

I don't care if you

smoked last week.

What I care about is honesty.

If you lie, you withhold

facts to get ahead,

I'll cut off your

balls and bury you.

- [phone rings]

- Or fire you.

We work as a team, we clear?

- Yes, sir.

- Montgomery.

When'd she get in? Thanks.

Bank manager's wife just

arrived from vacation

with the kids, no one's

informed her, you wanna go?

I'll drive,

where does she live?

Indian Hill,

no you won't, I always drive,

you can regale me with

more hot chick stories.

[thunder booms]

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