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Mhm, yah,

now you know it all depends on work.

What was that all about?

- She sells motel paintings.

Mike, the heat's out in 118.

Thank you for calling Last Minute

Flights. - I'd like to book a... -Your

call is important to us... - F***!

Please continue to hold. Your call will

be answered in an orderly fashion...

Okay Mike, now or never.

I'm gonna do it! - Hello, Last Minute Flights,

how may I assist you?

Hi! Yeah! I'd like to book a one-way

cash ticket for as fast as possible

from Phoenix to Baltimore. Got it?

Hi, I'm here to see Sue Claussen.

- Is she expecting you?

Um yeah, I've left a couple of messages.

- Messages regarding...?

Regarding Sue, telling her I was in town.

I'm an old friend.

I see.

Sue, hi!

What are you doing here?

- I was wondering if we could talk.

Why are you here?

- I called twice, did you get the messages?

You know what guys, I'm sorry,

why don't you go ahead.

Are you sure, Sue?

- Yes, good, go.

Good.

Can I talk to you for a second?

This is completely inappropriate.

This is like a violation.

I wasn't trying to violate...

- Yes you did.

You are. You're violating my personal space,

you're violating my personal life.

I can't do this, I have to be somewhere, I'm late.

It's five o'clock what can you be late for?

I have an event.

You have an event? What kind of an event?

I can't tell you.

Can I come?

Here. Come on you need it.

You do this every week?

- Yeah.

You're really good at it.

You can't stay, Mike.

- Why not?

Cause it's insane.

I let you touch my butt and then

you fly halfway across the country.

Well it was much more than a butt touch.

Still you can't stay.

I've got a lot of work to do.

Well how much stuff can you do in one night?

- A lot.

Like what?

You got out with friends or...?

You see that girl over there?

She works for Burger King.

She gives me vouchers every week.

And I pass them out.

That's what I do.

I just wanna let you know. If you want

me to leave tomorrow, I will, I promise.

Hey guys!

- Sue is here.

Whopper. Whopper.

Whopper. Whopper. Whopper.

Okay, Chicken Tenders.

Careful.

Easy, easy, easy. Easy.

Here you go, Chicken Tender.

Ok. BK veggie burger.

Not that, Sue.

- Come on, it's supposed to be delicious.

I don't think so... - Come on guys,

it's got soya in it, it's good, it's really good.

Fine, I'll take one.

All right, hey, who wants a powerade? All right.

This is nice.

- Thanks. I've been here two years.

Compact fluorescents.

- Oh. Bummer.

So I think I'm gonna, go to sleep.

You want me to touch your butt first?

No. I only do that when I'm travelling.

Right.

So do you... are you alone here in Maryland

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