Man Vs. Page #3

Yeah!

I have made fire!

Nobody cares.

I care.

Aw, come on, that's cool

no matter how you cut it.

Ooh, don't wanna burn the camera.

All right, more wood, more wood.

Hello, fearless leader, still alive?

Well, now that I hear

your sexy voice,...

...I have something to live for.

Hold up, Bill wants to talk to you.

Hey, pal, all good?

Yep, all settled in, just

checking in on you guys.

Is that music?

Oh, yeah, that's off Terry's laptop.

Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy.

Duncan set us up in a primo spot.

Angie was off getting beer all today,...

..I caught two good sized

trout, reeled 'em off,...

...now into Angie's scotch,

we're all a little drunk.

You know I'm sleeping

under a tree, right?

Nice, buddy.

That's why you're gonna be

famous in 11 different countries.

From your lips.

Hey, put Terry on.

Slim!

Hey, how's today's footage looking?

Pretty good.

Some minor f*** ups to cut around.

Oh, yeah, that's to be expected.

Smartass.

Hey, listen,

I've hiked into Gull Lake,...

...I've set up a shelter,

I'm gonna stay here.

So pick up will be the same

as drop off, got it?

Yeah.

All right, go back to

your little fancy party.

I'll talk to you guys in the morning.

And they're worried about me.

Something, uh--

Some sort of--

I guess it was a noise, woke me up.

I literally felt the Earth

shake beneath me.

Phew.

There's no storm.

Guess it was an earthquake.

They're rare, but they do happen.

I guess there are no aftershocks,

so, back in the sack.

Well, it's day two on

the Canadian Shield.

And even with a shelter and a fire,...

...it sure is nice

when the sun comes up.

Now the sun will be up--

Holy sh*t.

Look at that, look at that,

look, up, look.

It's like a perfect line

right down the lake.

Jesus, maybe it had something

to do with the sound...

...I heard last night.

That's no lightning.

Well, we gotta investigate this.

From wilderness show to detective show.

Follow me.

What the f***?

Look at that.

There's something in that water.

Sh*t.

Looks like we've got a visitor.

The important thing is to stay calm.

Just back away, get out

of Mr. Wolf's path.

Wow.

That's a large male.

He's getting ready to settle

in for a long, harsh winter,...

...so, he's ready

to pack all the pounds.

These fish here are going

to be a huge feast for him.

That's odd.

He just walked right by 'em.

I'd love fish tonight.

Still, maybe that wolf

knows something I don't.

Better safe than sorry.

Useless piece of sh*t.

Maybe it was a meteor.

That could knock out the

satellite reception with Terry.

I knew your geek facts

would come in handy.

A meteor.

I'm not gonna take

a chance on those fish.

Let's see if we can

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