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...during the moose season, eh?

That's impressive.

I know.

Only the best.

Same as always, five days

alone making TV magic,...

...then we pick you up.

Anything goes wrong, we

track you on the sat phone,...

...we haul your ass out of there.

All right?

Okay.

Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline.

Hey hey hey, this is

what you do, all right?

Hold that?

Hold that.

All right, bring it in.

Bring it in.

Ow!

Bony knuckles.

Season three!

Oh!

Son of a b*tch.

A soaker five seconds in.

Is that a new record.

Funny.

Please, don't start the new season...

...complaining about a soaker.

Well, I tell you what,...

...any time you wanna be

the guy out here on his own,...

...you let me know, 'cause that'd

make a great comedy show.

Ass.

Hey, don't forget, eat something gross.

Hi, everyone.

Well, here I am, in the wilderness...

...of the Great Canadian north.

My team just dropped me off,

and I'm completely on my own.

I won't be seeing anyone

for another five days...

...until they come pick me up.

The scenario I'll be playing out...

...is that of an amateur

nature photographer...

...who got lost in the woods

and totally turned around.

And as always, my producers

have packed my backpack.

I don't know what I'm gonna get.

So, let's see what we got in here.

We got a hat,...

a camera,...

...a flash, oh, that's bright.

I said, amateur photographer.

Can of Amp energy drink,...

...apple,...

...Swiss army knife,

and a stick of gum.

The first thing I'm gonna wanna do...

...is hike into that treeline.

Once there, I can figure out

exactly how I'm gonna survive...

...these next five days.

As you can see, I started

building my shelter.

Now I'm using this large,

fallen branch,...

...and I'm laying in these

cedar branches at an angle.

It should keep me nice and toasty.

And the idea here is to

make sure that we, ow, oh!

Oh, f***, motherf***er!

Oh.

Okay, let's document that.

You see that?

That's right under the nail.

Oh, day one and I'm already bleeding.

Oh, that hurts.

One, two, three, oh!

Oh, that feels better.

And I'll clean myself up,

and get back to my shelter.

Hello there.

Yep, I just finished this tasty soda.

I'm gonna show you how to

start a fire using a soda can.

What you're gonna wanna do,...

...grab some earth, moist dirt,...

...and polish the bottom of the can.

I've been doing this one

for about a half hour.

That's right, a half hour

of constant polishing.

I'm very good at it.

No more f*** ups.

What we do is we place

the can in the position...

...so that the sun

can bounce right off it,...

...find a sweet spot, and

let the sun do its work.

Oh, oh, oh.

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