Man in the Chair Page #2
How do you expect people
to understand your fat ass?
WELLES:
in a monkey suit?You too, you got one of them...
MAN:
Well, we were all at the banquet.
OLD MAN:
Aah!Excuse me, sir, but could
you keep it down?
A few of us actually
wanna enjoy this film.
OLD MAN:
Hey! Shut up!Good-for-nothin' goldbricker.
If you had a job,
you wouldn't be here.
I'll have you know
my husband teaches...
The Virtue of Cinematic Morals
and Economics at C.S.U.N.
Cinematic morals?
Now, there's an oxymoron.
How'd you get that job?
Win it in a raffle?
- I created it.
- That can't be true.
You're buyin' your own bullshit.
You seem to be
out of touch, dear man.
Out of touch?
Hey, look, professor.
I've made more movies
than you've been to.
So why don't you just shut
teach you something?
MAN ON SCREEN:
Of course,we're all of us going to cooperate.
You won't have
any trouble with me.
You bet your sweet life I won't.
MAN:
O.K., folks.We're going again.
And lights!
[Switch clicks]
[Whooshing]
Roll sound!
- MAN 2:
We have speed.- MAN 1:
Roll camera!MAN 3:
Turning.MAN 4:
Scene 27, take 4. Marker.
And action!
ACTOR:
And that's whatyou know about Rosebud?
Cut! Cut! God damn it!
Who flashed that arc light?
Murray!
- I'll take care of this, sir.
- [Welles grunts in anger]
- Security.
- Go.
You flashed that light on purpose,
you incompetent fool.
It was a faulty arc, Mr. Welles.
You're all incompetent! You're
all trying to sabotage my film!
Mr. Welles,
Citizen Kane
Murray.
MURRAY:
Escort this man off the set.
like that on purpose!
I love my job!
Why would I try to lose it?
If you love your job, you'll
never work a day in your life.
Winston Churchill!
Wait, Wait. Bring him back!
Churchill... Well, bravo!
An electrician
who can actually read!
What a pleasant surprise.
Well played.
What's your name?
Glenn Madden.
Glenn Madden? [Laughs]
No, I don't think so.
From now on, your name
will be "Flash" Madden.
You'll go further, trust me.
CHARLTON HESTON:
You gonna dosomething about it?
WELLES:
Well, make it a charge.Isn't that police procedure
in Mexico?
- Procedure?
- You say your wife was attacked.
I did not say she was attacked.
- Did you say she was molested?
- Not physically.
Charlton Heston
playin' a Mexican.
Jesus Christ,
give me a friggin' break.
- I don't think so.
- How do you explain the fact...
in pants, Chuckles!
WELLES:
Joe Grandi.That's right.
Go on.
Pony Express was the first
film he ever wore pants in.
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