Mamula Camp

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It's rude to stare, you know?

- Do you hear that?

- Hear what?

It's a -- a song or something.

It's probably from some club nearby.

Hey...

Sergej,

come look at this...

Sergej!

C'mon, man, you're freakin' me out.

Sergej!

Sergej!

Sergej!

Help! Help!

Sergej!

Help! Help! Sergej!

Oh, my God, oh my God...

Help! Help!

Something attacked my friend!

He's still in the water! Please!

Help us please.

He's still in there! Help me,

please! Sergej! Oh my God...

Stop it!

Stop what?

That! You haven't stopped checking

it since we landed.

It's my editor and when he says

"Jump" I say "How High?"

Is he hot?

No. He's 48, overweight,

and has some major

personal hygiene issues.

Good. Then ignore him.

I thought we came here for a time out?

We did.

Well what's the point in us being here

if you're not going to at least try and relax?

He wants me to write an article

on the town for the magazine.

I'm sorry, you're working now.

I'm so sorry.

I haven't said yes yet.

Good. Then put the phone down or I swear

to God I'm gonna throw it in the pool!

If you do that I will kill you.

Really?

Fine. Happy now?

Did Alex get in touch?

Is he still gonna come?

He should be here soon.

And how do you feel about that?

About what?

Come on!

It's one thing to stay in touch with

your ex after, what, seven years?

It's whole another thing to actually

come all the way here to see him.

We were just kids in college.

It was a long time ago.

I was with you in college

and we were not "just kids".

Well, we're just friends now. Okay?

And that's it!

Whatever you say, Luce.

I hear there are two American girls

in town looking for a good time.

And a tall, handsome,

Serbian man.

Did you get a boob job or something?

I swear they were smaller in college!

Alex, adorable as ever.

Lucy,

it's been a long time.

So, how was your trip?

Not bad.

We're a little jet-lagged,

nothing major.

We are ready to party.

Oh, guys...

It's really good to...

Guys, this is Yasmin,

she's my fiancee.

Yasmin, these are my friends,

Lucy and Kelly.

Hi. Yasmin. Nice to meet you.

Sorry, my English is not that good.

Well you speak American just fine.

Gosh, this is so beautiful!

Yeah, it is!

You guys are in the right

place for a good time.

Let's have a drink!

So what's this elaborate plan Lucy says

you've been orchestrating for us?

I thought we'd soak up the sights,

then take you two to

a place not far from here.

It belong to my family.

It's really small, but cousy.

You'll gonna love it, I'm sure of it.

I'm sure you invited some

cute guys for us, right?

I don't remember

you being like this in college.

Who are you and what have

you done with Kelly?

You obviously don't remember

much of college.

Okay, don't worry,

we'll find someone for you.

Hey, and what about me?

Sure...

Cheers.

To new friends and old.

You alright?

Yeah. I just didn't realize

this was part of the plan.

It'll be okay, I promise.

I'll be right there next

to you the whole way.

Everything okay?

We're fine.

Good. Come on down then

and let's get going.

This is Rose.

Motherf***er!

Looks beautiful.

It's very small;

just a few houses,

and it's really a quiet place.

- What's Ahab's problem?

- Who?

You know,

Moby Dick over there.

I don't know.

I've not seen him before.

Maybe he doesn't like tourists?

I bet he knows what

you did last summer.

I think everybody knows what

I did last summer thanks to you.

Well it was a really good article.

Actually she came back, and we spent

the rest of the night talking.

We were so

oblivious to everything

we didn't even realize that

all of our friends had left.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Isn't that so sweet, Luce?

Very sweet.

Oh my God.

Slow down, baby.

I'm fine.

So tell me,

what was Alex like in college?

What do you mean?

Well, he was quite the catch.

Half the campus was in love

with him -girls and boys.

Must that accent. So strong.

Kelly, really?

No, I'm not jealous

I'm just trying to realize who

my future husband really is.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well you told me Lucy and you

were best friends in college.

I can see there was more

between you two.

How do you call it, Kelly?

Woman's intuition, right?

Right.

So, what do you wanna know?

Kelly, come on.

Look, they were just friends,

if that's what you're asking.

- Right, Luce?

- Yes!

Do you think she's prettier than me?

Okay, what are you doing?

These are my friends.

Okay,

let's dance a little bit.

Well... What tha hell?

I think you're both great,

and I wants us all to be fr --

Well, that went well.

It was a long time ago,

he should have just told her.

That back there was not your fault.

Look, if this is going to be too much

let's just go back to that hotel?

No, we can't do that to Alex.

It's fine, I'm a big girl.

Sometimes I wonder.

I'm gonna take a walk.

Wanna come with?

I would not be able to walk a straight

line right now even if I wanted to.

Okay. Get some sleep.

And don't push me in the water please.

Where's Kelly?

She's gone for a walk on the beach.

Thank you.

How's Yasmin?

She's sleeping. She'll be okay.

Sorry...

Come on, don't laugh.

She was just trying to be...

She was nervous meeting you guys.

I mean, it's kinda funny

it was kind of funny!

Look, I'm so sorry about that.

I really should have told her, but

thought it was easier not to.

Look how that worked out for you.

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