Malice in Lalaland Page #2

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I need to ask you some questions

about someone I'm looking for.

Are you Polish?

Are you kidding me?

Nice titties girls,

keep shaking them.

Lebowski. My long lost friend.

How are you?

You are mess, what happened to you?

What?

- I'm kidding.

Sit down, take a load off.

I prefer to stand.

Have you seen a girl

with an Asian guy?

As a matter of fact I did.

Can you tell me where?

- Well, they're...

not here.

- So, where are they?

You ask me all these

difficult questions.

I am gonna ask you one more time.

Where is Malice?

- Malice, phallus.

Enjoy the show.

Don't you like my girls?

See those titties.

I want to squeeze them...

from now till next Christmas.

That's a weapon.

Is your dick that big?

Girls don't leave.

Come back.

I ask one more time,

where are they?

At a party.

- Where is this party?

At Matt Hadder's.

- Where?

My stage is empty.

What was the question?

Where are they?

- On Purple Street. Leave me alone.

My girls just left,

you know how to get them back?

Or let me see your titties.

Now you've got confidence issues.

Let me get some pictures.

Where is Malice?

- She is in one of the rooms.

Shut up and don't move.

What?

I didn't realize

you had an appointment.

Shut up.

Well, if it isn't my little friend.

Where is she?

- I don't know. What do you want?

Don't tempt me,

I will shoot.

Why don't you take

your big gun, and go f***...

Now look what you made me do.

Holy sh*t, what the f*** was that?

Queenie.

I have a license plate.

I need an address.

Where is Humptee?

- What?

Look there he goes.

What are you doing here?

- I wasn't just gonna stand there.

Stop the car Todd,

we're letting her out right here.

You can't let her out,

with that creep out there.

Okay, alright.

Todd, we gotta get there.

We only got two hours.

What about Humptee, we need him.

- I'll call him.

Are you alright?

Where are you?

What do you mean, f*** off?

They were not after us. What?

He thinks that guy is after us.

Now what?

- Another cameraman?

He was the only one

available today.

Guys, why don't just ask her?

Because she is not qualified.

It's not like we're shooting

a Spielberg movie.

Have a little respect.

We have years of experience.

This will be a masterpiece.

I'm getting paid

for the entire day.

She's right.

We put all our money into this.

We got to shoot today.

- I got a bad feeling about this.

Hey girl, you know

how to hold a camera?

Film us when we f***.

- You get 250 bucks.

Say what?

It's not even hard.

Get the camera.

Aim it, push record

and I'll do the rest.

We've could have left you

with that shooterboy.

I'll do it.

- Awesome.

You're gonna work with us

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