Making of 'Vorstadtkrokodile 2' Page #2

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- I don't want to shriveI up.

You're the prettiest mom in town.

That's sweet, Honey,

but nothing Iasts forever.

''Overthe hiII at 30?''

''After 30 you're more IikeIy to get

struck by Iightning than to find a man.''

Cutting it a bit cIose, right?

It aIso says

that Simon CoweII is a nice guy.

Hannes, do I Iook Iike a woman

missing anything in her Iife?

I don't need a man. ReaIIy, I don't.

Superdate. Find your souI mate!

Trade endIess soIitude for eternaI bIiss!

How cheesy!

- Women Iove that stuff.

Not my mom.

- That's why we're doing it for her.

We need a nickname for her.

What's yours?

- ''CrazyWheeIie14.''

How about

''CrazyFinanceLady''? It's her new job.

Let's say ''EconomicMiracIe29.''

It's got more sex-appeaI.

- If you say so.

Now it gets interesting.

''About me.'' Describe her.

- Hm, she's very nice ...

Nice? I don't think that's exactIy

what most guys are after.

What about her ass?

- What?

WeII, she's got a pretty nice one.

- You Iook at my mom's butt?

Of course. I sit in a wheeIchair. I Iook

at everyone's butt. AutomaticaIIy.

Okay, here it goes:

''I have a nice ass ...''

I reaIIy don't think that's a good idea.

- You're right, it's a bit much.

''... nice butt.''

Sounds better!

- Did you just submit that?

Yep. Any hobbies?

- Badminton ...

Isn't there a ''back'' button?

- Don't you want to heIp your mom?

Trust me! Sporty is good.

''Badminton ...'' Sent off!

If anyone responds,

I'II set up a date and Iet you know.

Do you do this often?

- No, I prefer personaI contact.

PersonaI contact?

- Sure, you can't kiss someone onIine.

Have you ever kissed a girI?

Of course.

- On the mouth?

Where eIse?

Haven't you ever kissed Maria?

No ...

- She's probabIy dying for it.

Kiss her aIready!

She's here!

Oh, heIIo. How much is it?

Oh, my God.

Is he having a fit?

Does he have a Iot of fits?

Is this the autistic kid Kai met onIine?

Um, I'm not autistic.

- Of course not.

Us normaI peopIe

just can't smeII as IoudIy as you do.

This is Jenny, Kai's cousin.

The boys have a gang. The CrocodiIes.

Wow, a reaI gang!

With a cute animaI name!

Are there a Iot of retards here?

- Now there's one more.

Guess who made cake?

Come on, Hannes, Iet's go.

- But there's cake!

Mom knows I can't stand her cake.

But Jenny's the daughter she never had.

She gets whatever she wants. Disgusting.

But you aIways get what you want.

- That's different. I'm disabIed.

What's she doing here?

''Standing in'' for Mom, Iooking after me

whiIe my parents are on vacation.

What? You're Ietting her babysit you?

She can't say a word to me.

Right, Iike your mom.

She never butts in.

Is there a street party?

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