Make Happy Page #3
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 60 min
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- Too bad.
? Hey, Bo, guess what? ?
- Correct!
It's not funny.
? You're a f*ggot, you're a f*ggot
You're a f***ing f*ggot ?
? You're a f*ggot, you're a f***ing... ?
Can you turn the lights off at least?
? You're a f*ggot, you're a f*ggot
You're a f***ing f*ggot... ?
Is this funny to you people?
Turn it off. Turn the track off!
Why was it on a record player?
You got a record player back there?
You have hooked up a record player?
You know,
it's one thing to make that,
but to press it onto vinyl
is a whole other thing, all right?
Just to be clear,
I wrote, conceived and executed
the entirety of that bit.
Do not give those dumb fucks any credit.
It's all me, baby.
All me.
Look at you people
in the Abe Lincoln seats.
Bam! Too late.
Too late.
How dare you make that joke so late?
I'm a big fan of hip-hop.
'Cause I like words.
I like poetry.
And hip-hop feels like a way
to condense a lot of those things
There are artists
that still do that. Uh...
Yeah, Kendrick Lamar,
very word-heavy, very poetic. But-
What are you doing?
Look, this is my show.
Do not veer credit
to people outside this building.
Most...
most...
Hip-hop artists, for me,
and it is for me, hip-hop,
has traded in words and poetry
for beat fetishism.
It's where you make a sick beat
and then you rap anything over it.
I'll give you an example.
Is there a sick beat back there for me?
Oh, sh*t!
? I am not one of you ?
? You know what I am? ?
? I'm a little teapot
Short and stout ?
? Here is my handle
Here is my spout ?
? When I get all steamed up
Then I shout ?
? Sing it
Tip me over and... ?
- Pour me out!
- Let's go.
? Pour me out
Pour me out ?
? Tip me over
And pour me out ?
? Nigga, pour me out ?
? Pour me out ?
- ? Tip me over and pour me out ?
? Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool? ?
? Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full ?
? One for the master, one for the dame ?
? One for the little boy
That's livin' down the lane ?
- ? Baa ?
? Lives down the lane ?
- ? Whoo! ?
- ? Lives down the lane ?
living alone down the lane?
Who signed this boy's lease?
Am I the only one
concerned for this little boy?
Two examples is enough.
Okay, thank you.
A lesser comedian
would have milked that for four verses.
And a better comedian
wouldn't have done it all.
These, uh...
These cannons cost $200,
just for that joke.
I could give that money
to a homeless person, make their day,
and I don't do that very often.
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