Make Happy Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 60 min
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? To be a straight white man ?
Feel ashamed of who I am ?
? But I get emails from Zappos
That Gmail doesn't mark as spam ?
? My country's constitution
Was handwritten by my race ?
? But my wife bought me
? With an iPod Touch's case ?
Case doesn't fit that phone.
? I know the road looks tough ahead ?
? The blacks want
Not to be called "the blacks" ?
Sorry.
? Can't you just leave us alone? ?
? Also, "no" to the things you asked for ?
? No ?
? I know the road looks tough ahead ?
? The African Amer- ?
? We used to have all the money and land ?
? And we still do
But it's not as fun now ?
Thank you.
If you were offended by that,
it was ironic.
Isn't that fun?
I meant the whole opposite of it.
White guys, it's easy to be a white guy.
Yeah!
Yeah, white guy, we deserve a...
cheer once in a while.
Very easy to be a white guy.
Very easy.
But white guys get a lot of sh*t
and it's not fair,
'cause we've done
a lot of things, you know?
We invented a lot of stuff.
White guys invented everything
but peanut butter, I believe.
That's what I was taught in school.
Everything but peanut butter.
Doesn't sound right,
but the American educational system
having a racial bias?
No way, Joseph.
Guys, white... white people
are a little uncomfortable.
We'll do a racial joke
about the white people
so you don't feel uncomfortable.
White people,
we like the same foods.
Favorite sandwich,
peanut butter and...
- Jelly!
- ... jelly.
- Macaroni and...
- Cheese!
Our favorite chips,
salt and vi...
- ... negar!
- Wow!
Who said it?
Get the cameras on them.
Your grandkids are gonna see this,
know what a bigot
their grandfather or grandmother were.
Every non-white person,
see who said that,
find them after the show.
Put the lights down.
Guys, I'm not "perfect," okay?
I don't "use air quotes correctly,"
all right?
But I am against double standards
across the board.
Why is it...
that when a woman
wears revealing clothing,
she's labeled a slut,
yet if I were to wear
her skin as a jacket,
I'm a murderer?
What?
If I f*** a kid,
I'm a pedophile,
but if a kid fucks me,
I'm the pedophile again?
Twice in a week?
What is this?
Hey, Bo.
Do you want to sing a song with us?
- Great!
- That's all right.
- You'll figure it out.
- ? Hey, Bo, guess what? ?
- ? You're a f*ggot ?
Wasn't clever, it was just mean.
Bigoted.
I apologize for that.
So I was interrupted the other day
while my-
Hey, Bo.
- You want to sing another song together?
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