Major League II Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 105 min
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gonna cut me.
Cripes!
Rube, you look at Playboy
all the time, don't you?
No, I don't
just look at it.
I- I read
the articles.
Yeah, sure you do.
I do. I especially like
where they tell you
what the girls'
interests are,
you know, like Betsy loves
surfing, gardening,
and working
on motorcycles.
You memorize them?
Yep, I guess I do.
Bingo.
Huh?
Just do what
I told you, OK?
Could you throw that back
to the pitcher, please?
Thank you.
Louise teaches aerobics
unicorns, and reruns
of Three's Company.
High!
Air hockey, checkers,
and calf-roping.
Whoo! Yeah!
Wow. Willie's really
got some power.
Off a guywho'll be bagging groceries
in a couple weeks.
Ah! Unh!
Ooh.
It must be tough
to be old.
You're out!
Hey!
- Cool play, man. I love it!
- Huh?
Damn.
One moreyear.
Yes.
Rube, what are
you doing?
Ifthere's a red tag
in there,
that means
I'm outta here, right?
Uh-huh.
There's always nextyear.
Yeah. What the hell.
it's better to eat sh*t
than not eat at all.
In the minor leagues you'll play
every day, and think of all the-
I made the team.
I made the team! We did it!
Pedro,
guess what, man-
I'm on the rooster.
This team has completely
lost its focus.
for a Roger Dorn night?
Ahh...
Uh, Lou-
Oh, hi, Roger.
I just want to say
I think carrying three catchers
is probably
a good idea.
Hold it a second,
Jake.
Jake, you're a very valuable part
of this organization.
The way you helped that kid
with his problem-
that was, uh, impressive.
Well, he's got some talent.
I guess with a little patience,
he might even become a ball player.
What Dorn's trying
to say,Jake,
is we're not carrying
three catchers.
We'd like you
to stay on as a coach.
We're gonna need you.
You'll make
a great coach,Jake.
Dorn, I'm not a coach,
I'm a ball player.
Why don't you just find
some poor schmuck
with his belly hanging
over his belt
and pastrami sticking
out of his mouth?
I'm done with baseball.
Called everywhere.
Nobody's looking for
a 41-year-old
catcherwith bad knees.
It's not like you don't
have other options.
to join his brokerage firm.
And Jack Pursoff
wants me to head up
one of his Pepsi
distributorships.
And you'd be
close to home.
Yeah, and I'd make a hell of a lot
more money than I would as a coach.
So what ifl never made it
to a World Series.
Well, I think it's pretty obvious
what you ought to do.
Uh...
I'll tell Dorn I begged you
to come back.
Thanks, Skip.
Hey.
How you doing?
Hola, how you doing, man?
How you doing?
Alright. Alright.
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