Major League II Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 105 min
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You name
your pitches now?
Yeah. Sort of
a marketing thing,
You know,
like Nolan Ryan's Express.
I'm also working on
a forkball/slider combination.
Well, whatever happened
to the boring, old
96-mile-an-hour fastball?
The Terminator?
Whatever.
It'll be there
when I need it.
Jake, I don't want to become
one of these one-year phenoms
throwing nothing but gas.
I got to start thinking
in terms of a career, not just a season.
You workwith Rube
Now step and throw!
Put it down again.
He looks pretty
sharp to me.
What exactly
is his problem?
Doggone it!
Jeez, Louise!
Uh, Duke...
Rube...
what's going
through your head
just before you throw the ball back
to the pitcher?
I'm thinking,
"I don't want to screw this up. "
What are you thinking
when you throw a strike
to nail a runner
down at second base?
I'm not thinking nothing.
I just throw it.
You see what
I'm getting at?
You want the pitcher to pitch
from second base?
Aw...
Ifwe walk somebody,
this guy's going to
turn it into an inside-the-park
home run.
Yeah. Whoa.
What's this,
your first spring babe, Vaughn?
Who, her? No.
There she is.
Ooh-whee!
Suggie-dug it now.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Hi, baby.
Hey, Flan, how are you?
- Good to see you.
- You, too.
Good news. The General Cereals
people are interested...
The money's gone
to his head.
Yeah.
Let's go take a ride
in my limo.
There it is, man.
Watch this.
Hey.
Unh!
Aah!
Willie Mays Hayes is...
Ha ha ha!
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
is...
Together,
they're taking on the mob.
Mine fell
the hardest.
Mine are
the deadest.
These guys
play for keeps.
Coming to a theater
near you.
That spot didn't show
the real dramatic parts,
like where they kill my boa constrictor
and I vow revenge.
Oh.
Hey, you're limping.
A little.
What about you?
Yeah, well, I'm a broken-down,
has-been catcher.
You're our
lead-off man.
I sprained my knee doing a stunt
for the flick.
Ohh.
Don't worry, though.
I'm going to be fine by opening day.
Besides,
What do you call
that garbage?
That's the Eliminator.
- The Eliminator?
- I got a new one I'll showya.
If you get a piece of it,
I'll let you name it.
I'd, uh, call it
The Masturbator.
Excellent pitch, man.
Cerrano fool,
but ball and blue sky-
beautiful,
like lonely snowflake.
Just pretend
the pitcher's the second baseman.
Uh!
Aah!
Aah! Oh,Jeez!
Goldarn it to heck!
Shoot.
I couldn't hit sand
if fell off a camel.
Criminelli, they're going
to send me back to Omaha,
and I don't
even live there!
I'm gone.
I'm buzzard bait.
They're gonna cut me.
I know they're
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