Major League II Page #2

Synopsis: Those Cleveland Indians are at it again! After losing in the ALCS the year before, the Indians are determined to make it into the World Series this time! First, though, they have to contend with Rachel Phelps again when she buys back the team. Also, has Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn lost his edge? Are Jake's knees strong enough to make it as a catcher another year? These and other questions are answered as the Indians recapture the magic and win the championship "their way".
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): David S. Ward
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
5%
PG
Year:
1994
105 min
1,718 Views


You name

your pitches now?

Yeah. Sort of

a marketing thing,

You know,

like Nolan Ryan's Express.

I'm also working on

a forkball/slider combination.

Well, whatever happened

to the boring, old

96-mile-an-hour fastball?

The Terminator?

Whatever.

It'll be there

when I need it.

Jake, I don't want to become

one of these one-year phenoms

who burns himself out

throwing nothing but gas.

I got to start thinking

in terms of a career, not just a season.

You workwith Rube

on his little problem yet?

Now step and throw!

Put it down again.

He looks pretty

sharp to me.

What exactly

is his problem?

Doggone it!

Jeez, Louise!

Uh, Duke...

Rube...

what's going

through your head

just before you throw the ball back

to the pitcher?

I'm thinking,

"I don't want to screw this up. "

What are you thinking

when you throw a strike

to nail a runner

down at second base?

I'm not thinking nothing.

I just throw it.

You see what

I'm getting at?

You want the pitcher to pitch

from second base?

Aw...

Ifwe walk somebody,

this guy's going to

turn it into an inside-the-park

home run.

Yeah. Whoa.

What's this,

your first spring babe, Vaughn?

Who, her? No.

There she is.

Ooh-whee!

Suggie-dug it now.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Hi, baby.

Hey, Flan, how are you?

- Good to see you.

- You, too.

Good news. The General Cereals

people are interested...

The money's gone

to his head.

Yeah.

Let's go take a ride

in my limo.

There it is, man.

Watch this.

Hey.

Unh!

Aah!

Willie Mays Hayes is...

Ha ha ha!

Jesse "The Body" Ventura

is...

Together,

they're taking on the mob.

Mine fell

the hardest.

Mine are

the deadest.

These guys

play for keeps.

Coming to a theater

near you.

That spot didn't show

the real dramatic parts,

like where they kill my boa constrictor

and I vow revenge.

Oh.

Hey, you're limping.

A little.

What about you?

Yeah, well, I'm a broken-down,

has-been catcher.

You're our

lead-off man.

I sprained my knee doing a stunt

for the flick.

Ohh.

Don't worry, though.

I'm going to be fine by opening day.

Besides,

I'm a power hitter now.

What do you call

that garbage?

That's the Eliminator.

- The Eliminator?

- I got a new one I'll showya.

If you get a piece of it,

I'll let you name it.

I'd, uh, call it

The Masturbator.

Excellent pitch, man.

Cerrano fool,

but ball and blue sky-

beautiful,

like lonely snowflake.

Just pretend

the pitcher's the second baseman.

Uh!

Aah!

Aah! Oh,Jeez!

Goldarn it to heck!

Shoot.

I couldn't hit sand

if fell off a camel.

Criminelli, they're going

to send me back to Omaha,

and I don't

even live there!

I'm gone.

I'm buzzard bait.

They're gonna cut me.

I know they're

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