Major Deal Page #2

Synopsis: When rapper Mike Massacre (Keraun Harris) is fired, his baby mama gives him an ultimatum: get signed by his 30th birthday or give up rap forever.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Year:
2016
65 min
295 Views


you bald-headed ass b*tch.

F***ing peacock built ass b*tch.

That ain't no f***ing

Malaysian hair

That's German Sheppard.

Yeah I know.

- Boy bye!

- yeah I thought so.

- Come on girl

don't listen to him.

- Get your ass on.

Kennedy come say bye to daddy.

Ooh ah.

- You're leaving already?

- Yeah daddy gotta

go to the studio

But look, if you see

any strange men around,

They ain't your uncle.

So you tell daddy asap okay?

- Okay.

- All right give me some.

Mm, mm, mm, pppsshh!

All right go play okay?

- Okay.

- okay.

- Man f***!

- Bruh you ready?

- You got something for me?

- Aye man this beat right here

gon' get you all the hoes.

- All the hoes?

- Let's go I got something

written up right now boy.

You know boogie

you a real nigga

- Hah!

Mike massacre I'm

definitely a real nigga

- Brrah!

Real nigga we gotta

have like a anthem

somethin' that when we get

in the club niggas be like

this song is for us

and mike massacre

gon' give it to ya

- Hey!

I'm a real nigga

I'm a I'm a real nigga

I'm a real nigga I'm

a, I'm a real nigga

I'm a real nigga

I'm a I'm a real nigga

I'm a real nigga

I'm a I'm a real nigga

I'm a real nigga

I'm a I'm a real nigga

I'm a real nigga

I'm a I'm a real nigga

I'm a real nigga

I'm a I'm a real nigga

when you see me in the

streets you know I'm real

ain't nothing 'bout me

plastic ain't nothing Mattel

I'm a real nigga dog

like a muhfuckin' g

ain't no fake

wrestling ain't no w-w-e

I'm real boss

like Vince McMahon

aloe blacc lil

b*tch I'm the man

I'm the I'm the

man what's up

- No nigga no.

- Aye I'm killing it what's up?

Why you turned the beat off?

I mean you're rapping

about toys and WWE

And aloe blacc.

The f*** are you

talking about my nigga?

- Man listen you

don't understand

The song said I'm a real nigga.

- What real nigga

raps about Mattel?

- Mattel is the parent

company for barbie and ken.

Get it barbie, ken?

That's f***ed up boogie.

That's real f***ed up.

- I bet in all the

history of hip-hop

There's been no rapper that

has used the word Mattel.

- Turn the beat back on

And don't turn it

off on me again.

'cause you sound more

retarded than Gucci mane.

- What?

- The fact that you can sound

more retarded than Gucci mane-

- You don't call nobody

Gucci mane retarded.

See you call a man

retarded you know

I'd rather be radio retarded

Forrest Gump retarded

But you gonna call me

Gucci mane retarded?

But if I come up in here

and knock your ass out

Then I'll be wrong.

You know what f*** you man.

- F*** me?

- F*** you.

- No no no f*** you okay?

Because this whole sh*t

is f***ed up, all right?

It's gonna be f***,

f***, f***, f***,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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