Magic Mike Page #3

Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn

your keep.

So l got us a new recruit.

Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby.

GlRLS:

Hey.

ADAM:

Heh, hey.

What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe?

-Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up.

-Yeah?

That's a quality endorsement, my friend.

What do you guys do?

[GlRLS CHUCKLE]

-What?

-Come here. Come here.

Any time a girl tells you

her name starts with a flower...

...a car or a stone,

don't bother asking what she does.

You know what l'm saying?

All right, l ain't got that much time,

so l'm calling in my favor, all right?

Okay.

You see the girl with the tiara thing

and the sash?

[GlRLS TALKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

ADAM:
Yeah.

MlKE:
Go talk to her.

What do you want me to say?

l don't care. Have you never talked

to a girl before? Just go talk to her.

Be creative.

She does not look like she wants

to be bothered.

Look at what she's wearing.

She came here tonight to be bothered.

Go bother her.

You want to be inside or outside?

lnside.

l'll come save you in a minute.

Get out of here.

l'm getting wasted tonight

if we could get a drink.

GlRL:

l know.

She's, like, ignoring the whole side

of this bar.

-Hey.

-Hey, Carla.

Um, oh....

Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock

my girlfriend.

-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah, what the f*** are you gonna do?

-Uh, hi. Do l know you?

-Hi.

Uh, no. l'm, uh...

l didn't know that l had a boyfriend,

but thank you for that.

Um, all the guys here are f***ing obnoxious.

-Thanks for that.

-Heh.

Who do we have to f***

to get a f***ing drink?

Uh, me, please?

-You'd like that, wouldn't you?

-Uh, yes, l would.

We've been standing around here

for quite a while, and l'm 21 .

-lt's true.

-And l can't get drunk.

-You're 21 ?

-Yes.

Happy 21st. l'd buy you guys a shot if l--

-Don't worry about it.

-lt's fine.

Oh, Adam.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-l'm Liz. Hi.

-Hi, Liz.

What do you say, baby boy?

You want one?

l can't find anybody to take

these. Y'all want them?

-Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves.

-Whoo.

Uh, here's to, um, our children.

May they have rich f***ing parents, heh.

Heh, absolutely.

[COUGHS]

MlKE:
Yes. Okay.

-Whoo.

-What, you guys go to USF?

-Yeah.

-Mm-hm.

-So it's summer break, correct?

-That's right.

-Whoo.

And if l'm not mistaken,

that says "21 ," right?

l am 21 , yes.

-Then why the f*** isn't she throwing up?

-Whoo.

-We can't get drinks.

LlZ:
Ha, ha.

You can't get drinks? That's no excuse.

That's a bad friend you got.

l'm not a bad friend.

-You are a bad friend.

-l'm trying.

CARLA:

You are a bad friend.

See? You heard it from her.

l'm just saying.

-What are you guys planning on doing tonight?

-Ha, ha.

Wouldn't you like to know?

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