Madly Madagascar Page #2

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is at the human safari camp.

Forget it! That place is a deathtrap!

Skipper, I need 300 pink coconuts

for Gloria's tiara, stat.

Whoa, sounds like a blast.

But we've got a rendezvous

at the human safari camp.

Where's a monkey

when you need one?

Ugh. Fellas, if I ever let some doll

get to me like that,

just put me down.

What? What did I do?

Target identified, sir. All clear. Skipper.

This silent treatment is killing me.

Just tell me what's bothering you.

I can't get into this right now, dollface.

Keep lookout. We'll be back in a jiff.

Whoo.

Today must be my lucky day.

I tell you, fellas, it's like I'm talking

to a piece of wood.

How am I supposed to know

what she's thinking?

- I mean, I'm not a mind reader.

What is going on in here? Penguins?

You can only get so far

when the conversation's all one-sided.

Rico?

Fire! Stop, drop and roll!

One minute everything's peachy

and the next, sneak attack.

Flanks me with the cold shoulder.

Skipper, with all due respect...

You and your lady friend need

to patch things up. Pronto!

You're right, I deserve that.

Um, Skipper, there's something you need

to see up here.

- Whoa.

- This better be important, Private.

Shiitake mushrooms.

Penguins! Get them!

- Hula Girl!

- We'll deal with this later!

Dollface!

- Rose petals?

- Check.

- Water?

- Check.

Is it ready yet? There must be 50 zebras

all up in her face right now.

Come on, Marty. This things not going

to make you irresistible.

Trying to work here.

Melman? Where did that giraffe go?

Chop-chop, Kowalski.

I need that potion now.

A couple more love songs on that ukulele

and I'll be done for.

All right, everybody out. Out, out, out!

Final ingredient.

Hexyl cinnamaldehyde.

Hexyl cinna what?

I don't know! Just improvise.

Lovebug?

Why not?

Whoa!

Gentlemen, Love Potion Number 10.

Finally! Oh!

Hey!

- Sorry.

- Marty, wait!

Alex, come here. Is something going on?

- What?

- Is Melman avoiding me?

- No, no. It... I... Marty!

Should I make you another batch?

There's no time.

Don Ho's not stealing my girl

without a fight!

Marty, this will never work!

You never know unless you try.

- Ow! What the...

- He's right, freak.

The joke will be on you

when my magic potion works its magic.

And the water buffalo said,

"That's not my mama."

I'll admit it. I like romantic comedies.

- Hey, where's she going?

- What?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- We were talking.

- What she doing?

- Hello!

Hi, there.

She spoke to me.

- Did I say that out loud?

I don't know what it is about you,

but there's something that

I just find irresistible.

Wow.

Check it out, it's actually working.

How can it be permissible

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