Madly in Love Page #2

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Don`t do this, Remo!

What a pain!

Whose arm is that?

When I fight with myself,

I am terrible.

Then Romolo said:

"We don`t have anymore girls".

He took the chariot and left.

WHINNY:

WHIP:

Barnaba? I can`t see you anymore.

Barnaba, where are you?

- Here I am!

- What are you doing?

The rape of the Sabine women.The Romans

and the Sabine fell in love at first sight.

But I am not a sabine.

And I am not a roman.

Keep on telling the story.

What happened then?

There were the seven kings of Rome,

who were seven like the hills.

They said:
"Why fighting?"

And they got one hill each.

So the Romans marched

at roman pace...

...they arrived in France

at french pace...

...and in Spain at spanish pace.

But they met some brawny fellows...

...with such a beard.

No, such.

No, such.

And said:
"What a bear!"

They were dressed in a barbarian way.

The barbarians, with the beard.

The head of barbarians said:

"Ehi, bear..."

"...what are the Romans doing?"

"They lay down

and eat grapes with one hand."

"And with the other one?"

"They touch the women slaves."

"Don`t laugh! And with the other one?"

"They play zither."

"And with the other one?"

"They drink wine."

"All their hands are occupied?"

"All of them."

"Let`s go."

So they crossed the Alps

and they destroyed the Roman Empire.

- See the empires? Just kick them

- Wow! Let`s go.

HONKING:

- Tank it up? - Yes, 2.000.

- 2.000 litres? - 2.000 liras.

The bigger their cars

the more churlish they are.

- Where do you come from?

- From a land in central Europe.

- You can`t find it even on the globe.

- Is it France?

- Can`t you find France ?

- I have a very small globe.

Mister, I clean your windows.

Absurd! Unbelievable!

What do you mean "disappeared"?

- Did you look well? - Sure.

- What`s his name... - Corman.

- Corman!

- Here I am, Sir.

We`ve been looking everywhere.

- Your daughter is crazy.

- Please, Gustave, do something.

You`re right. Corman,

call the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

No, just a moment!

And the media, Sir?

- What`s wrong with the media?

- What about our relationship with the banks?

What our friends

in St. Tulipe will think?

- What are we going to do?

- I have an idea. Corman, go away.

Better to act alone,

my men will do something.

- You are beautiful.

- Thanks. Are you changing clothes?

- What?

- I forgot to comb my hair.

- But you have a hat!

- My hair are a mess under the hat.

- Ready?

- Just one moment.

(singing) Take it easy,

you can even take your all life.

Ready?

Yes.

And now what?

Outside is hot,

so I came back here.

I understand.

- What did you understand?

- That you want to stay with me.

- You`re wrong.

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