Madea's Family Reunion Page #3

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she dialed 9-9-10.

You don't know me.|I'll whip an old woman.

What? Who the hell|you talking to?

I'm talking to you.

You think I'm playing?

You ain't got no sense!|Calm down!

- Calm down!|- Shut up! Shut up!

Now sit in that seat|and put the seat belt on.

You better put that|seat belt on right now!

What the hell is wrong|with these children today...

but, I set 'em straight.

I'm from the old school,|and I will beat...

the hell out of you first|and ask questions later.

If you don't know how|to get in line...

I will get you in line.

Remind me to never|leave my kids with you again.

Are you ready?

Welcome to your|wedding, darling.

I thought since he|proposed to you in Paris...

we'd give it|a Parisian theme.

The Eiffel tower...

an orchestra...

flowers flown in from Paris.

The only wedding...

Wow, you can do all this?

Oh, yes, darling,|I can get it done.

I like that one.

Well, this is|Tomojio's design.

He's my favorite, as well.

Now, his bid is a little|on the expensive side...

but he is worth it.

We want him.

Good.

This will be the wedding|to rival all weddings.

I'll get Tomojio|on the line...

and let him know you're|going with his design.

Madea is having|a family reunion...

and we're going.

I know. I heard.

You know we don't|fraternize, darling.

Mom, this is our family...

and it'll be good for you|to see your grandkids.

I don't want to see|those little bastards.

Mom! You will not talk about|my children that way.

I swear, Vanessa...

all the opportunities|we afforded you...

you have managed to throw|every one of them away.

You're just like your father.

Because Lisa's father|had money...

he was better than mine?

Your father was a musician...

who tried to ruin my life...

is what I meant.

Now, he threw|his life away...

and you are doing the same.

You took the easy way out|and married that evil...

All you wanted was his money.

You will watch your mouth.

That man did|everything he could...

for you and your sister...

and it wasn't easy,|asking him to take you in...

and you tried|with all your might...

to destroy my marriage.

And now you will|not talk about...

my late husband|in that manner.

You are so wicked.

You're gonna rot in hell.

I vacation there.

Who told you you know how|to fix a lawnmower?

Uncle Joe, I know what|I'm doing, all right?

I've fixed|lawnmowers before.

That ain't right.|You got to look here, boy.

Get on out of the way.

You got to work on|the auxiliary carburetor.

This is the spark plug.

You need the auxiliary...

This is the auxiliary|carburetor...

and everything run through|the auxiliary carburetor...

going on down|to the engine.

You see? All you|need to do...

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