Madea's Family Reunion Page #2
You don't know how to lie.
What kind of lawyer|don't know how to lie?
Lie and lawyer go together.
Lie-awyer, lie-awyer.
Do you take care|of his father?
Yes, I have to though...
'cause ain't nobody else|gonna take care of him.
That's my only brother,|and I take care...
of his kids|when he has court...
and I take care|of my great-niece...
and her children.
They at my house too...
'cause I open my house|up to anybody in need.
They can|come to my house...
get a good meal, everything.
That's why|I can't be tied down.
I have to be going|to the store and stuff.
I feed the homeless|and help the hungry.
I'm going out in|the highways and by-ways
and doing what|the lord told me to do.
Praise him.|Thank you, Jesus.
Does she watch your kids?
She's a big|disciplinarian though...
but they have a lot|of respect for her.
Really?
Stand up, Nikki.
Mabel Simmons...
since you can't seem to act|like you have any sense...
except if you're|caring for somebody...
meet Nikki Grady.
You're her new foster mother.
The hell I am.
Hell, no!
It's a reason why God put|a woman through menopause.
I'm past 60, honey.|You know what that mean?
Madea, calm down.
Ain't supposed to be|bothered with no bad kids.
I will kill|that little girl.
I don't know her.
She might be one of them|Sandinistas or something.
She might be...
So? You ugly anyway, old lady.
She trying to get me the|electric chair already.
Either you're|her foster mother...
or you're a prison mother.
I'll take the prison|for 200, Alex.
Lock me up. I'd rather be...
in Martha Stewart's|old cell...
fighting for my virginity...
than to be sitting there|dealing with this.
She'll be a great|foster mother, your honor.
This a Benz.|What kind of drugs you sell?
I don't sell drugs.
I'm a lawyer.
You get the drug dealers off.
That ain't no way to|talk to no grown person...
and stop poppin' that gum.
Don't tell me what to do.
Madea.
You better get her.
She don't know who|she's talking to.
You better|ask somebody, honey.
You know, the kids|are doing well.
Yeah, and Deborah...|how's she doing?
She's doing good,|15 months clean.
Good. I thought I was|gonna have to hide my purse...
at the family reunion,|'cause she used to steal.
No, you won't|have to do that.
So, where's it|gonna be this year?
Gonna be|at Aunt Ruby's.
Little girl, I'm gonna|ask you one more time...
to stop popping that gum.
Whatever.
You going|to Lisa's wedding?
Yeah, I'm going.
I tell you, that Vanessa's|been wearing me out...
asking me about I'm going.
Little girl, if you don't|stop popping that gum...
Look! If you touch me...
I'm gonna call 911.
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