Made in Italy Page #2

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We like to eat ethnic food !

Last time she cooked Italian food

I was in middle school.

- Idiot !

- Meaning last year...

He resat his exams several times.

- Alle, what do you do ?

- My partners and I run a gym.

- Is business good ?

- He's fishing for clients, how sad.

Patrizio told me you're an accountant,

business is great, thanks.

- And Angela, you're a teacher ?

- Yes, at the Marconi School.

- A high school.

- Great, what about you ?

- I work in car insurance.

- I live it up among pigs.

He works at the Veroni salami factory.

I watch him living it up with the pigs.

- I told him they were jerks.

- He works at the salami factory too.

- Hairdresser, I run a salon with a friend.

- And so...

Just so I know, if I call you a f*ggot,

do you mind ?

- Yes.

- Good man ! I like your attitude !

Not like him, he calls himself a f*ggot

by himself.

- Just think, I have to live with him.

- I'll switch him off, if you like.

One more thing. Sorry...

I always get to ask this.

Will you be with him for

a month at least ?

Because we grow fond of people easily.

And we've already grown fond of

around 50, before you...

- That's not true !

- I can dismantle him, if you like.

- One last thing...

- I'll say it, we all know what it is.

Don't worry about them,

they look coked up to the eyeballs.

Due to their exuberance.

But they're not, they wake up like this.

Enjoy your evening with wifey.

A real shag party I bet !

- What do you want?

- Rebecchi too now ?

Enough, for god's sake ! Stop !

You're telling me ? It's not up to me !

What's on the menu today... rat?

Rat stew, roast rat...

caramelised rat...

Rebbo... I'm sorry.

Gianluca's next.

It's official:
everyone's

screwing everyone in here.

Up for our Monday card game later ?

Up for a card game later ?

It's great fun eating with you.

All morning I thought: "I'll sit

with Riko at lunch, it'll make my day".

Look at our dear Sara...

How did I get here ?

My life story in two minutes ?

No.

No.

What am I doing here ?

My share.

There must have been a contest today

where the biggest a**holes

won a chance to bust my ass.

All on a Monday ?

Couldn't they spread themselves out?

Always the last to arrive, Riko !

Always...

P*ssy detector.

No, he came straight here.

No diversions before coming here,

Mr Tirelli ?

No.

Okay, me and Carnival against

the two shits.

Two shits who will thrash you.

Five euros per game.

We'll play to 51.

Last round is at eleven thirty.

Seven, plus one, two, three coins.

I win.

- You're playing three against one ?

- I can't leave the seven there !

- Whenever you're ready...

- What's the rush ?

Rush, my ass !

Your turn.

I wanted to enjoy the moment...

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