Mad Monster Party? Page #2

A FELIX... FLANKEN.

HE'S COMING? OH, THAT IS GOOD

NEWS! WHAT ELSE DOES HE WRITE?

"LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING ALL

THOSE FUN PEOPLE AT YOUR RESORT."

RESORT?

FUN PEOPLE?

HE DOESN'T MEAN DRACULA

AND THE WEREWOLF, SURELY!

YES, YES, GO ON, GO ON.

"CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DIP INTO THE

POOL IN THE FRONT OF YOUR RESORT...

AND LIE ON:

YOUR BEAUTIFUL BEACH."

DOCTOR, DOES HE KNOW ABOU THE CROCODILES IN THE LAGOON...

AND THE QUICKSAND

ON THE BEACH?

WHO, OR WHAT,

IS THIS FLANKEN?

OH, DON'T BE ALARMED,

MY DEAR.

FELIX FLANKEN IS A MERE HUMAN,

AND HE'S UNAWARE OF THE NATURE

OF OUR LITTLE GATHERING.

BUT HE ALSO HAPPENS

TO BE MY NEPHEW.

YOUR NEPHEW? I THOUGHT YOU

HAD NO... LIVING RELATIVES.

FELIX IS THE CHILD

OF MY YOUNGEST SISTER.

SHE TURNED OUT TO BE

THE WHITE SHEEP OF THE FAMILY.

OH, TOO BAD. SHE HAD A

GREAT FLARE FOR WITCHCRAFT.

BUT THEN SHE ME THIS TRAVELING MEDICINE MAN,

CHUCK FLANKEN,

IN TRANSYLVANIA,

AND SHE ELOPED WITH HIM AND WEN TO THE UNITED STATES TO LIVE.

THEY'RE BOTH GONE NOW,

BUT THEIR SON, FELIX,

IS MY ONLY RELATIVE

AND HEIR.

BUT WHY ARE YOU INVITING HIM

TO THIS CONVENTION?

BECAUSE, MY DEAR,

I'M- I'M RETIRING.

YES. OH, DON'T LOOK

SO UNBELIEVING.

I'VE GROWN A LITTLE TIRED

OF THIS HORROR BUSINESS,

DOING BAD FOR OTHERS AND VERY

RARELY GETTING ANY BAD IN RETURN.

BUT NOW THAT I'VE MASTERED

MY GREATEST DISCOVERY,

I'D LIKE TO RETIRE

WHILE I'M ON TOP.

I SHALL TURN OVER ALL MY SECRETS TO

FELIX, INCLUDING MY LAST GREAT ONE,

AND THEN PRESENT HIM TO THE

CONVENTION AS MY SUCCESSOR.

[ Clock Chiming ]

AAAH!

[ Chimes ]

AAAH!

ON THEIR WAY TO THE ISLAND ABOUT NOW.

I'LL STILL HAVE TO SEE TO THEIR

ACCOMMODATIONS. YOU TIDY UP IN HERE.

OH, I DO HOPE YOU LIKE

FELIX FLANKEN WHEN YOU MEET HIM.

I WANT YOU TWO:

TO BE FRIENDS.

FELIX FLANKEN-

LIKE HIM?

I'LL LOVE HIM

TO PIECES!

DID WE PICK UP ANY PASSENGERS

ON THIS STOP, CAPTAIN?

NOT YET. OUR ONLY PASSENGER IS

STILL THAT FUNNY GUY FROM LONDON.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

DR. JEKYLL.

DR. JEKYLL? THAT'S ODD. HE

TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS MR. HYDE.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? HE PAID HIS

FARE. GET THIS LOADED ABOARD THE SHIP.

HOW, CAPTAIN?

THE CREW JUMPED SHIP.

WHAT? NO CREW?

I DID SHANGHAl A FEW LADS

LAST NIGHT,

BUT THEY'RE STILL IN

THE HOLD SLEEPING IT OFF.

EH, WHAT?

LOOK AT THIS.

WHAT THE TIDE BROUGHT IN.

[ Mumbles, Grunts ]

WHAT'S THAT, MATE? YOU WANT TO SIGN

ABOARD FOR PASSAGE TO THE ISLE OF EVIL?

[ Mumbles, Grunts ]

WELL, WE JUST MAY HAVE ROOM

FOR ANOTHER HAND ON BOARD,

BUT WE'RE NOT GOING

TO THE ISLE OF EVIL.

GET THIS LOADED:

ABOARD THE SHIP.

[ Grunts ]

BLIMEY, HE'S AS STRONG

AS 50 MEN.

AND AS UGLY:

AS ANY I'VE EVER SEEN.

HOW DO YOU DO,

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