Mac & Devin Go to High School Page #2
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- 2012
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Dang, girl.
Get it together.
Come close to the wall.
Oh, my god.
See, I got like messed up,
you kids.
I'm old school!
That means I don't
play that sh*t.
Whatever, man.
Man, turn back, turn-
turn around.
That's the reason
why I called
the Assistant Principal,
Mr. Skinnfloot,
'cause I know he'll give
every one of you a pass.
Man, we didn't do sh*t.
Turn back arou- You wanna
lose your strength?
What's up, Mr. Skinnfloot?
You see I done handled this.
Look how- look how
I got 'em lookin'.
That fool, Skinnfloot,
jacked me for that master kush,
it's got to be
in here somewhere.
Damn.
Sit back.
Let me find it.
Where did this f***er
put my thing at?
Wait a minute.
That don't smell like no....
'Kay.
Come here.
This is the last time you...
Oh, yeah...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow.
[ girl ]
You know I'm ready Big Daddy.
[ Mac ]
Feast your eyes on my big, fat,
long, succulent, mouth-watering
woo-wa for the doo-da.
[ girl ]
I knew it'd be big,
but I've never seen
anything this big.
[ Mac ]
Just put it
in your mouth, baby.
[ girl ]
It's so thick,
I can barely hold it.
[ Mac ]
Yes, you can.
Just go aaah...
There you go.
Stop listening to that filth!
[ Mac ]
Aaaah....
[ girl ]
I can't fit it all in my mouth.
Yo, that dude is crazy.
[ Mac ]
Just stuff it in there
and get to suckin'.
No, he ain't.
Mac!
Skinny Dick, you wanna hit?
Mac, the word around
this high school
is that you have the finest
kush in all the land.
Hook me up, Mac,
I know you got it.
I am prepared to
pay you in chain mail,
a quiver of arrows, three
broad swords, and two oxen.
I got a couple fat b*tches
and one midget in the car.
You could f*** any one you want.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Just let me just hold
that ounce or two
to you know, just Friday.
Hey, Mac.
Dr. Andrews,
third period English.
These crazy kids
gave me a migraine.
You think you could
hook me up with a joint
to relieve the pain?
Salmon Sandbar?
You gonna be there
all day, man?
Damn.
Yeah, probably.
High school.
It's the best of times,
it's the worst of times.
It's the times
that try men's soul.
Ask not what high school-
Wow, sh*t.
Ask not what high school can do
for you, but what you can do-
It's the best of times,
it's the worst of times.
It's time for me
to write a new speech.
What the f***, man.
It's the times
that try men's soul.
It...
And that was horrible.
Yo, your speech sucks.
Hey, how's the speech
coming, Devin?
Great.
Um, I'm almost done with it,
but it'll be good.
Well, it better be.
You want to stay together
after graduation, right?
Of course I do, Ashley.
Then you need
to go to Yale.
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