M*A*S*H Page #2
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 1972
- 25 min
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DUKE:
You got directions?
HAWKEYE:
Ayuh, only it's early, I need a drink
to wake me up.
DUKE:
I got some.
He turns around and opens his barracks bag, where he finds a
pint bottle conveniently located near the top.
HAWKEYE:
Make it yourself, or is it real?
DUKE:
Georgia, where I come from, it's
real if you make it yourself. But I
been buying from the Yankee Government
since they put me in this soldier
suit and give me a rate.
HAWKEYE:
Tax-free booze. It's about all you
can say for army life.
DUKE:
(passing bottle)
Where you from with that crazy way
of talking?
HAWKEYE:
Crabapple Cove. Maine.
DUKE:
Damn! That must be about as far north
as you can get.
HAWKEYE:
Pretty near. What do you know about
DUKE:
C.O. is Colonel Blake. Lieutenant
Colonel Henry Braymore Blake. One of
them regular army clowns. Push you
around so it's hard to get any decent
work done.
HAWKEYE:
We got to head them off, right at
the start. Push them around first.
They have exchanged the bottle a couple of times. In the act
of raising it to his mouth, Hawkeye looks toward the hospital
doorway.
HAWKEYE:
I think we already caught their eye.
Two MPs have emerged from the hospital administration offices
and are heading toward them. Hawkeye goes into action quickly,
starting the Jeep engine.
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