Lust for Love Page #3

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I got her an 89.

You did her exam?

I-I could've got it in the 90s

if I just knew

my aortic stenosis.

Any of this help

with your zoology degree?

My average dropped 10% with

the extracurricular studies.

I should've played hard to get.

- Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

- Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Kiss! Kiss his face!

Oh!

What?!

I was... I was gonna do it!

- I know. It's fine.

- It's not your fault.

- All right. Astor.

- Your turn, buddy.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

- What is Mila like in bed?

- Boom!

Jake, come on.

You don't have to answer that.

A taste of warm honey.

A touch to lift

the hairs on your neck.

A tongue alive

with fire and talent.

And a heart that burns

with enveloping heat.

Wow.

That's beautiful.

- Yeah.

- Well, we're in love.

Paging Dr. I am in love.

Dr. I am in love.

- He's in the honeymoon period.

- Dr... I don't...

- Look at you. Heart on your sleeve.

- You're unstoppable.

If you feel it, say it, sister.

She's pretty amazing. Hey,

what else do you like about her?

Uh... I love the way

she looks on my bed.

- I love the noises she makes.

- Astor.

No, the noise... the noises

she makes when she sleeps.

She's the one.

I never wanted anyone else.

Okay, I-I think it's your turn,

Astor.

I'm sure everybody else

has stories to share, right?

Yeah, who do you choose?

I choose... Mila.

Truth or dare?

Anything but truth.

So, that's how

she got frostbite.

I thought it was a myth.

I thought

I was letting her off the hook.

I mean, who knew licking

a freezer could be so dangerous.

She couldn't even

kiss after that.

Is she a good kisser?

She's got a fiery tongue.

But when I said that,

I was actually talking about

her propensity for anger.

Oh.

I feel like I'm in junior high

dating a 15-year-old

swimming-pool lifeguard.

Surprised he didn't

give me a hickey.

I think he's cute.

I can't be with someone who's

still learning how to undo a bra

and confuses honeymoon period

with love.

I mean, I-I need someone

who understands women.

You could teach him.

And be his tricycle while he

learns how to ride a bicycle?

No, thank you.

Look, he'll settle

into the relationship.

He keeps giving me flowers

and more flowers.

They're always tulips.

They're not even fragrant.

I love tulips.

- I-I'm serious.

- I am... I'm done dating boys.

I want a man who has a choice

in women and picks me.

Look, I think

you found someone unique, okay?

- Yeah, uniquely inexperienced.

- Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Have you ever been in love?

I'm not the kind of girl

that falls in love.

You've had your heart broken,

too.

He must've been

a pretty special guy.

Nice try.

You know you might not

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