Lower Learning

Synopsis: Geraldine Ferraro Elementary is on the brink of collapse: the lowest test scores in the state, teachers who are either drunk or having sex on school grounds, and a principal who extorts ...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Mark Lafferty
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.0
R
Year:
2008
97 min
7 Views

you're drinking?

Let me answer that for you.

No, I did not.

I'm willing to pay $12,000.

Now that's a substantial bribe,

Harper.

I want you to guarantee

straight A's.

Well,

then I guess when little Julie

flunks out

and she's selling her hot little body

for a hit of crystal meth,

I'll have to be the one to tell her

that her cheapskate dad

killed himself out of shame.

That's all I'm prepared to pay,

- nothing more.

- You can afford more.

- Bartlett!

- (over intercom) Yes, sir.

Playback.

(over intercom)

I'm willing to pay $12,000.

Now that's a substantial

bribe, Harper.

I want you to guarantee

straight A's.

(clicks gun)

Hmm, bribing an elementary-school

principal.

That's a serious crime, Conroy.

$15,000.

Do it.

(waltz playing)

(sniffs)

Me.

Me me me me me!

Go to the bank, deposit that

in my account.

And wear the red wig this time.

It makes your can look smaller.

Okay.

Harper, Rebecca Seberg

from the school board

is on her way here.

Something about

an emergency inspection.

Is everything all right?

Peaches and pearls, Melody.

Peaches and pearls.

Yank my caddy from class, tell him

to meet me on the hopscotch squares.

What?

That ain't mine.

Okay.

Say it.

It ain't yours.

Good girl.

This is your principal speaking.

Please be aware

that an inspector from the district

will be on campus today.

Carry on as usual.

No need to put on a show.

- (buzzing)

- Also, try not to eat the lead-based paint

that's flaking off the walls

in the south wing.

That is called poison.

Due to budget cuts, PE clothes

will now be laundered every third Friday.

And lastly, big thanks

to Bobby Templeton,

shop class is canceled

till we find the finger.

That is all.

(sighs) What?

Are we gonna

learn anything today

or are we just

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