Low Cost

Synopsis: When their tour operator vanished without paying their trip back to France, the passengers of Low Cost flight Djerba Beauvais are desperate to go home.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Airborne Films
86 min

Uploaded by pukeman


In Leghorn or Poitiers?

Leghorn, okay.

Theoretically this afternoon.

No, I found a low cost flight.

What time's the hearing?

Okay, Bernard.




I'll let you go. I'm at my seat.


That won't go.

See me? I'm here.


You're in my seat.

Isn't it free seating?

Maybe, but that's my seat. 11 D.

In an Airbus A321, it's 1()B.

But in a 737, it's 11D.


Then I'll change seats.


It's just my feet.

It's pretty cramped.

Who put my bag here?

I don't know.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're unable

to control our music programming.

We apologize

for the inconvenience.

You Vezenuelian?

Awesome! Vale.

That's where it's happening.

Hang on.


He's asleep. My pal's a Breton.

We're doing an audio-visual documentary.

We wanted to do it in Vezeneula.

But we didn't get funding.

We filled in the application,

went to the post office and all that...

What's it on?

Everything that's going on right now.

Meaning what?

Meaning, in general.

I have lice.

We work in an anti-non-violent approach,

and we're against junk food, too.

It's poison.

As a Vezenuelian, you must know:

Peaches, fruit in fact, frutos...

There's fuzz on peaches,

and pesticides stick to the fuzz.


If you eat peaches with the fuzz

you can catch menopause.

Your attention,, please.

Due to a slight seback,

takeoff is delayed by 15 minutes.

Low costs are so punctual

in their delays.


I'm Frank.

A drink, ma'am?

A glass of water.

- 2 euros, please.

- I don't get it.

So a 10-hour delay is 10 euros?

- Do you want your water?

- Keep your water.

How should I know!

- I'm thirsty!

- Not for 2 euros. Read!

Everyone's thirsty.

No one's serving drinks.

A beverage, sir?

We've been waiting 2 hours!

A beverage?


Hear that sicko on his phone?

He's not very discreet.

It's the sort of thing that...

Lower your voice up there!

Stop, stop!

Are you nuts?

He's talking so loud.

What are we, animals?

- We're tourists, we pay...

- The phone!

I'm such an idiot!

He's a midget.

What of it?

He's a midget. The guy up there...

He's a midget.

So what?

I can't tell a midget

to keep his voice down!

Here. Relax.

Think we'll take off soon?

I'll go nuts.

I read you, Toufik.

So terrorists have already taken over.

I'm joking. This used to be my line.

Not easy all this, is it?

I know the problem.

I was an Air France pilot.

On one of these, in fact.


When they offered me pre-retirement,

I said yes.

Better for family life.

I'm single now, but it's still better.

I mean, now...

I've got it easy, now.

Real easy.

I'll let you go.

And as they say, Have a good flight.

So you're Venezuelan. That's great.

Funny, we meta really nice Mexican.

His name is Jorge. Ring a bell?

- No.

- It must.

Right, honey?

You okay?


I'm bored shitless.

I should go apologize.

Your midget, again?

You nuts? He might hear us!

Don't be ridiculous.


You're going to ask when we take off.

Exactly. When do we take off?

I don't know.

Urgent business in Paris?

A meeting with the management

about restructuring.

So if I'm not there...

- It's okay.

- I gotta be there or...

Say your flight was delayed in Djerba.

I'm not supposed to be in Djerba,

but on assignment in the Paris suburbs.

Not exactly next door.

- It's so hot.

- What's your line?

A real bore. Industrial espionage.

Some water?

Yes, please.

It's so hot.

It's due to the heat.

Excuse me.

I've been watching you for two hours,

and I wondered...

Do you play Crapette?


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