Loves Her Gun Page #2

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And then you're gonna go anyway,

so whatever.

Little, like... They're gonna be

playing in small clubs, and then,

because they're starting the

arena tour,

and it's the last time that any

of us get to see...

Okay, so don't make it like,

sound all sexy to me or whatever.

So then it's gonna suck. It's gonna be

the worst show in the entire world.

I hate you. I f***in' hate you.

Do you think I could take the

umbrella?

Just because I'm going to the show and

you're gonna... It's gonna rain today!

- I hate you!

- No, no. I know. Seriously...

- It's gonna rain.

- You are so annoying.

But seriously, can I have the

umbrella?

- Yes, take the stupid umbrella.

- No, don't be mad.

Don't be mad.

Look, look, look.

I made this dance for you.

I did it, and I'm dancing and stuff...

- I hate you so much right now.

- Are you mad?

- I hate you.

- I love you.

Yes, I am mad.

But go to the show.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Thank you.

I love you very much.

I'm going to the show!

I'm going to the show!

You're SO stupid.

You're trotting like a girl!

Hot to trot.

Oh f***.

Jesus.

Oh f***.

Hey.

Something really bad happened.

So we've got a 28 year old

young woman walking by herself

at 1:
30 in the morning in...

you said east Williamsburg?

Yeah.

What address were you at?

I don't quite...

Like, maybe Normand...

I think...

Is that a street or an avenue?

Normand Avenue.

It's right around here.

I've been working in this

precinct for three years.

I've never heard of Normand

Avenue.

You mean Norman Street?

I guess. I don't know.

And you live in this

neighborhood?

Yeah. This is where I live.

- This is your house?

- Yeah.

All right. So what's going on

here? What happened?

I was just walking home.

There any witnesses?

No.

There's nobody with you?

I... no.

So you say you were attacked by

two animals in Bushwick?

Yeah. They were wearing masks,

yeah.

How much were you drinking?

I had, like, a beer at the show.

Uh huh. What kind of beer?

A... Coors Light, I guess?

- From a keg? From a bottle?

- It was a can.

- A can.

- Yeah.

A can of Coors.

And then you were attacked

by a kangaroo.

One was like

a kangaroo type thing,

and I don't know, the other one was

like a lighter... lighter animal.

A lighter colored animal? Are you talking

about a lighter colored black animal?

Or a lighter colored Latino

animal?

You're just lucky

I didn't want to f***.

Allie?

Yeah?

- You okay there?

- Yeah, I'm okay.

I know. It's like,

getting redder, huh?

Sweetie, that is gonna be...

the biggest shiner you have

ever had.

I know.

Let me get you some ice, okay?

Okay.

You've had a night.

You should...

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