Lovely and Amazing Page #2

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Paul's over.

We're doing yoga.

- (laughs)

- What's so funny?

You guys

do yoga together?

- I'm hanging up.

- Bye.

She wasn't excited?

No, she's not even

going to get it.

She said

your hair looked bad?

Like Phyllis Diller.

Was she jealous?

Are you kidding?

My sister's jealous

of everything.

Hey baby,

how's it healing?

You make $200,000

a year?

- Sometimes.

- Wow! God!

You could get

a personal trainer.

- I like running with you.

- Aw, still.

I tried to sell my chairs

the other day.

Nobody wanted them.

What a drag.

What does Bill say?

Oh, he thinks they're

an enormous waste of time.

He stepped on one

once by accident.

- If you can be freelance, do it.

- Yeah.

I worked so hard last year,

I hardly saw Jessie.

She spent almost

every weekend with her dad.

- Was he into it?

- He's crazy about her.

When we

were growing up

I saw my father

maybe twice a year.

And he lived

like 10 blocks away.

Jessie's lucky.

Did your mom

ever remarry?

Oh no, unfortunately.

She hasn't been with anybody

in a really long time.

I think she's pretty lonely.

- How did you get this?

- I had a mole removed.

I see.

We're gonna do

a little here.

I don't want to do you

with the wrong pen.

- You're gonna draw on me?

- I'm gonna draw on you.

- We're gonna do a little here.

- That tickles.

This is the hard part.

Just look forward, okay?

You'll have a chance to look at

my arts and crafts in a minute.

Then we'll do

a little on this side

so that

you're not lopsided.

Then we do

a bigger chunk

right here in front

with a happy face on it.

I really should

exercise more.

- (chuckles)

- It's not lack of exercise.

It's loss of elasticity.

Mother Nature.

You can expect to lose a little

weight through skin loss alone.

- Skin loss?

- Yes.

We're going to tighten

your skin here

and then down here

where it's stretched.

What do you do with the skin

when you're through with it?

We send it to pathology.

One option is donating it

to a burn center.

(whispers)

Sorry, I feel a little dizzy.

- Oops!

- Sorry.

Have a seat.

Put your head

between your knees.

Hold your head.

That's it. Much better.

Come on, Vince.

Come on.

Vince?

Can't you smell it?

Are you going to come

to the premiere with me?

You should take someone

you'll have more fun with.

I want to take you.

Then I'm there.

Good doggy,

yes you are.

Good dog.

- Sweetie?

- Yeah.

How many dogs are you

going to have?

I don't know.

- You're kind.

- You think I'm an idiot.

I think you spend

too much time saving lost dogs.

(dog moans)

Thanks, Gina.

Did you ever cheat on Dad?

Mother:
No.

Why not?

I don't know.

We did this threesome

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