Lovely and Amazing


you shouldn't do it.

Maybe you think I'm

not attractive enough

to ever look good

having my picture taken?

I know you think

my arms are flabby.

I'm going

to the bathroom.

Like it?

It costs too much

but I think it's so pretty.

I don't see why

you need it.

Because nothing else picks up

the dark tones in the chair.

There's nowhere

to lie down.

I take them off

if I want to lie down.

Maybe I should

be making pillows.

Any luck

at the gift store?


But I ran

into Debbie Waldman.


Debbie Waldman.

From Emerson.

She used to be

such a loser.

Maybe you should

just get a job.

You know...

a job job.


for your support.

Hi, honey.

Why are you eating

cookies before dinner?

They're the fat-free ones.

Doesn't make any difference.

They're high in calories.


I didn't put them

in her hand.

- You bought them.

- She begged me.


- You're the mother!

- Still.

I thought

these weren't the bad kind.

- Let's go home. Bye.

- Bye.

- Goodnight, sweetheart.

- Goodnight.

- Sweet dreams.

- You too.

I hate my life.

You need

more of one.

Blah, blah!

Arturo stole

my commission today.

Are you serious?

Did you tell him

to f*ck off?

Of course not. I have to work

with him every day.

Well, I would

still tell him.

- Oh my God!

- What?

It's my sister's movie.

She's in the ad.

She doesn't even have

a big part.

Hey, you're in Jane Magazine.

In an ad for your movie.

- Really? It must be tiny.

- No, it's big.

I mean your head is...

is half an inch big.

But it doesn't really

look like you.

I don't think

it's your hair.

Well, whose hair is it?

It's a little

Phyllis Diller-y.

It's frizzy?

No, it's not frizzy.

It's just...

- I don't know. Go buy it.

- I think I'll skip it.

Why are you panting?

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Nicole Holofcener

Nicole Holofcener is an American film and television director and screenwriter. She has directed five feature films, including Friends with Money and Enough Said as well as various television series. more…

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