Love the Coopers Page #2
Ma'am, ma'am,
we need to detain you.
Give it to me.
Come on. Let's just make
life easier on everybody.
Spit it out.
Spit it out.
Give it to me.
[SINGING END OF JOY TO THE WORLD]
[BELL DINGING]
Merry Christmas.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Best ever.
Thank you.
Our last number
is one of my aunt's favorites.
So, this is for you.
Aunt Fishy.
Rags! Get down, Rags.
Okay, then.
Ready, Mrs. Pinkins?
Hit it.
Joy to the world
The Lord has come
Let earth...
That's not the right lyric.
I'm sorry, Mitzi,
but I think it is.
From the top, please.
I'm not going to play to the wrong lyric.
[PLAYS DISCORDANT NOTE]
MAN:
Don't play it, Mitzi.Mitzi's right.
It's not the right lyric.
Of course it's the lyric.
Joy to the world,
the Lord has come.
No, it's not the Lord has come,
like God reached orgasm. Please...
[PLAYS DISCORDANT CHORD]
What?
[STUTTERING]
Mitzi!
Well, so, Merry Christmas,
everyone.
I think that ends
our little program.
SAM:
Thank you so much.You've been a wonderful audience.
We will be back next year.
[CHUCKLING]
But will they?
Yeah, you don't have to worry about
that after tonight, that's for sure.
You don't have to say it
like you're never
going to see me again,
Charlotte. I'm not dying.
No. But we are.
Hey, Tinkerbell.
NARRATOR:
Aware of the growing distancebetween her parents,
drawn to public displays of affection.
She remembered a time in her life
she had not been so guarded.
[GIGGLING]
This is quite fun.
If you show me yours,
I'll show you mine.
Okay?
[CHUCKUNG]
Oh.
NARRATOR:
She remembered a momentshe'd wished she could forget,
the day a stolen kiss
caught her eye.
She recognized that kiss.
It was her fianc's.
Eleanor was shattered.
the wall that built up around her heart.
Still, Eleanor secretly
searched out strangers' faces
for the moment they flickered
with unguarded emotion.
Can I have a Dirty Martini,
shaken over ice, please?
I'd be honored
to buy you a drink.
I can pay for my own drink,
thank you.
Not you.
Thanks.
I'll have a Dirty Martini,
shaken over ice.
[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
Put the presents
for the kids in the trunk.
And I'll get
your tip next time.
No problem.
And take the Internet,
it's faster.
You got it, Aunt Fishy.
My nephew
called me that.
He and wife
are going to Africa
and I'm babysitting the kids.
I'm your nephew.
Can you remember my name?
Um...
Sam.
Yes. I'm Sam,
that's great.
[LAUGHING]
I know your name.
I'm not a zombie.
You better step on it.
You're going to
miss your plane.
Aunt Fishy,
that was 30 years ago.
Really?
Well, how was the trip?
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