Love Stinks

Synopsis: Seth Winnick has it all: a successful career in television, good friends, and a passionate relationship with beautiful Chelsea. However, when he fails to make a timely marriage proposal, Chelsea tries to make his life hell.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jeff Franklin
Production: Legacy Releasing
Rotten Tomatoes:
94 min

Thank you.

I know she's out there.

Something in my eye.

So tell me everything you know

about Seth Winnick.

Girl, Seth is a great guy.

- No ex-wives.

- Beautitul.

- No kids.

- Loving it.

And I know

he makes serious bank...

because he splits a paycheck

with my husband...

who now splits his paycheck

with me.

- Thank you very much.

- Oh, yes.

Hear, hear.

I think he's so sexy.

I wonder it he's got a big cock.

- Hi, Nana.

- Hello, Holly dear.

Remember, you make him

wait at least three dates.

- Three?

- Yes, three.

At least three dates.

Don't be a ho, dear.

Nana, give it up.


I can't stay long.

Richard thinks I'm in the bathroom.

He'll kick my ass.

Amber's probably

slashing my tires.

I have a crazy idea.

Do you want to get together

later on tonight?


How would you like

to go dancing under the stars?

In Los Angeles?

Wise men say

Be honest.

You bring all your dates here,

don't you?

Not all of them.

It depends on

if my cousin's working.

Eddie, this is Chelsea.

Do women really tall for this?

You know,

I can't honestly remember...

being with any other women.

- Is that right?

- Yeah.

You are so beautiful.

I know you must hear that

all the time...

but never at the planetarium,


Probably because it's dark.

Aren't I killing?

- It's cute you're trying so hard.

- Yeah?

You can stop trying now.

Falling in love

With you

Like a river flows

You'll have to forgive the mess.

I wasn't expecting company.

God, look at the microbes

on that couch.

This place

is a freakin' crack house!

This is nice.

You have beautitul taste.

- Really? Thank you.

- Yeah.

- I'm actually a decorator.

- Really?

You know, I need a decorator.

You have to come to my house.

- Right now.

- Right now?

It's a decorating emergency.

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Jeff Franklin

Jeffrey Steven Franklin (born January 21, 1955) is an American producer, screenwriter, and director. He is known for being the creator of the television series Full House, as well as other sitcoms, such as the spin-off Fuller House, Hangin' with Mr. Cooper and also Malcolm & Eddie. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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