Love Sick Love Page #4

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upset about last night?

Yeah. I'd rather

just forget about it.

It never happened.

Oh, we need to talk about it.

It was our first argument

and how we handle it

will set the foundation

for our relationship.

It's critical we deal

with this carefully.

Now, I think we can

both agree that alcohol

played a big roll

in our actions.

However, I, for one,

am not going to use

that as an excuse.

Albert! Play nicely with Dolly!

So, with that said, Norman,

I am really sorry for

what happened last night.

That felt better.

How about you?

Dori, what's the

deal with the kids?

My eggs! I hope you're hungry.

I've fixed my world

famous Denver omelette.

To be honest,

it's not really mine.

It's my Grandpa Ed's...

It's a secret family recipe.

Oh, what the hell,

I can tell you.

I use Canadian bacon

instead of ham.

Albert!

Stop riling up your sister.

You know she's got asthma!

I find Canadian bacon holds

its flavor better than ham.

Here. Take a bite.

I'm anxious to see

what you think.

This is not really

the weekend I had in mind.

Let's not forget

our manners, Norman.

Those kids...

They don't have a father.

I figured it would be nice

to bring them up here

so they can enjoy the place.

That's very charitable of you,

but did you have

to pick this weekend?

- You've got a little something.

- - Jesus, Dori. Listen.

I gave up a lot to be here.

The least you could do is

tell me we'd be babysitting

someone's kids.

Hey Mom, when's breakfast?

It's ready. Go wash up.

Aren't they adorable?

Mommy! Albert is playing

with his food.

Shut up!

Mommy! Albert said a bad word.

"Shut" is not a bad word.

'Sh*t' is.

Albert, what did I say

about your language?

Now both of you

eat your breakfast.

Hi. I'm Albert.

Norman.

Nice to finally meet you.

How are you with percentages?

What?

Do you know your percentages?

I'm doing them

in school right now.

Yeah, I know my percentages.

Do you know them,

know them as in 'real world'

application know them?

Be nice, Albert.

Mom! I've got

a boatload of homework.

If this guy's shaky on his

percentages then I gotta know.

I told you that

I know my percentages.

What more do you want?

Are you done with

your Denver omelette?

Sure.

Isn't Dolly a good girl?

The best.

You know, Mom, this isn't

really a Denver omelets

because you're not using ham.

I am using ham,

just not American ham.

I'm using Canadian ham.

Where's Canada?

North.

Like by the North Pole?

Next to Santa Claus?

Yeah, sure. Right up

next to Old St. Nick.

Oh, thank you for reminding me.

Dude. You're lying.

What are you talking about?

You know what

I'm talking about?

Santa Claus...

What's wrong with Santa Claus?

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