Love Sick Love Page #2

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coffee maker over there.

We don't have soy.

Look. Some people

like to lease cars

and some people

like to buy them.

And my lease with Dori

is up in a few weeks.

I wash my hands

clean of all this.

Oh sh*t, I forgot to call Cara.

Are those really real?

So now do you think I should

give up like you did?

I didn't think so.

Hey... I'm a

happily married man.

Really?

Are you really happily married?

Because I have never met

a happily married couple.

My folks being at

the top of that list.

Cara!

Hi!

You did?

That is so funny.

You're wrong.

About the coffee.

God I just love this song.

It's so romantic.

Don't you think?

My heart is floating.

I'm surprised such

an expensive car

doesn't have one of

these things built into it.

It's not a car. It's a Porsche.

That is so typical of a man.

What is?

Drooling over a car.

Sorry. Sorry.

- A Porsche.

- Thank you.

I'm reading this book

called 'The Twelve Steps

to a Happy New Year. '

Of course you are.

What?

He's a really smart guy.

Dr. Fisher says that 'Men

have a more difficult time

expressing their emotions

than women do. '

You mean we don't

cry all the time.

I can try and make

you cry if you want?

So rather than expressing

their emotions to a person,

they'll express them

to something else.

A sports team, a stereo...

A car...

Something that

can't respond back.

So it's a woman's responsibility

in a relationship

to show the man how to get

in touch with his emotions.

Dr. Fisher calls it

"Guerrilla Training. "

It's a really good book.

Okay.

Norman, relax.

You have nothing to

worry about with me.

So do you want to listen

to our song one more time?

Knock yourself out.

Come on. Hurry.

Hey?

Wait up.

You gotta see this.

See what?

Shh.

Isn't it beautiful?

Look at it.

Yeah.

When I was little I used to

imagine that...

all my fears were

in the belly of the sun

and when the sun

would finally go down,

my fears would go down with it.

Do you know what

I was afraid of?

No.

Being alone.

I love this place.

I used to come

here for the summer

with my Grandpa Ed.

He has a soft serve ice

cream machine out in back

and we would sit

on the front porch

and eat ice cream

cones all day.

What's your flavor?

Ohh, I don't know.

Mint chip, maybe.

You don't look like

a mint chipper.

What am I then?

You're more of a Pralines

and Cream type person.

Pralines and Cream...

I think they're sexy.

It's not bad.

Rub your fingers

through my hair.

That feels good.

Do you know what today is?

Friday.

Funny.

It's our anniversary.

Our anniversary?

It was two months ago

today that you hired me.

And as I recall, just three

days later that you...

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