Love Potion No. 9

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and then look at mine.

Do you see any kind | of a difference here?

Clothes aren't | important to you,

but they're | important to me.

Taste is very important.

I like designer clothes. | I like nice things.

I drive a BMW. | What about you?

Uh, I drive | a Volkswagen.

- Fahrvergnugen. | - Fahrvergnugen.

You know what that | really means?

Can't afford | the Mercedes.

Well, you're right.

We're not really | suited for each other,

and, uh, | so I'll just go

and get myself | a chemical girl.

I'm sorry.

I was just trying | to make a point.

I tell you what.

I'll go home | with you tonight

and be your | total sex slave...

if you can answer | one question correctly.

Ahem.

All right.

Who designed this top?

I wouldn't know.

Bye-bye, now.

[Engine Rattling]

[Police Radio]

[Rattling]

You're supposed to come | to a complete stop at the sign.

Can I see your driver's license, | your registration,

your proof | of insurance, please?

Yeah.

What the hell | kind of car is this?

It's an Alta Pazzoli.

My car s-stalls

unless I keep | my... my foot on the gas,

and I was | just trying to get...

I've already had | two moving violations this year,

and if I get a third, | they might cancel my insurance, so...

do you think | that maybe you could...

please make this | a warning?

Is this | your correct address?

Yeah.

[Engine Backfring | And Sputtering]

[Engine Backfres]

Hello.

You have zero messages.

Hello.

You have zero messages.

[Classical Music Plays]

[Same Classical Music | Plays]

Bad.

This is bad.

Bad.

[Meow]

Come here. | Come here.

[Meow]

Bad rice.

Bad rice.

Be quiet.

I am very serious.

So am I.

I love you so much.

I want to tell you | that I love you.

[Telephone Rings]

[Meow]

[Ring]

Hello.

[Meow]

It's all right.

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