Love Potion No. 9
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1992
- 92 min
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and then look at mine.
Do you see any kind | of a difference here?
Clothes aren't | important to you,
but they're | important to me.
Taste is very important.
I like designer clothes. | I like nice things.
I drive a BMW. | What about you?
Uh, I drive | a Volkswagen.
- Fahrvergnugen. | - Fahrvergnugen.
You know what that | really means?
Can't afford | the Mercedes.
Well, you're right.
We're not really | suited for each other,
and, uh, | so I'll just go
and get myself | a chemical girl.
I'm sorry.
I was just trying | to make a point.
I tell you what.
I'll go home | with you tonight
and be your | total sex slave...
if you can answer | one question correctly.
Ahem.
All right.
Who designed this top?
I wouldn't know.
Bye-bye, now.
[Engine Rattling]
[Police Radio]
[Rattling]
You're supposed to come | to a complete stop at the sign.
Can I see your driver's license, | your registration,
your proof | of insurance, please?
Yeah.
What the hell | kind of car is this?
It's an Alta Pazzoli.
My car s-stalls
unless I keep | my... my foot on the gas,
and I was | just trying to get...
I've already had | two moving violations this year,
and if I get a third, | they might cancel my insurance, so...
do you think | that maybe you could...
please make this | a warning?
Is this | your correct address?
Yeah.
[Engine Backfring | And Sputtering]
[Engine Backfres]
Hello.
You have zero messages.
Hello.
You have zero messages.
[Classical Music Plays]
[Same Classical Music | Plays]
Bad.
This is bad.
Bad.
[Meow]
Come here. | Come here.
[Meow]
Bad rice.
Bad rice.
Be quiet.
I am very serious.
So am I.
I love you so much.
I want to tell you | that I love you.
[Telephone Rings]
[Meow]
[Ring]
Hello.
[Meow]
It's all right.
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