Love Per Square Foot Page #3

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Thank you, sir.

Ramesh, keep your hands

on the steering wheel.

- Sorry.

- Look ahead.

- Sam, just...

- Don't think about this.

You go to the party, enjoy yourself. Okay?

Just have a good time.

- Ramesh.

- Yes, sir.

Come back later to pickup madam.

- Okay?

- Okay, sir.

Sam, just once listen to...

Relax.

No sex yet, right?

She's screwing with you

and you're letting her.

Girls need security, man.

She's living comfortably

at Kashin's place

and you know about my situation.

What does sex have to do with a house?

It's got everything to do with a house.

Most relationships start at Juhu Beach

and end at Bandstand.

When I have my own place

there will be a flat-screen

TV in the living room.

A king-size bed in the bedroom

and then we'll have lots of sex.

I love her. I truly love her!

She's the one, bro.

Bro, who's this one?

That's Tina.

She is wearing make-up so

you aren't recognizing her.

Not her, the one next to her.

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen

put your hands together

for Jason and Ruth.

Our lovely bridal couple

will now join you on the dance floor

for a very special version

of the 'Chicken Dance'.

That's when I told him, it's

either my way or the highway.

Outstanding! It was really...

Chick-chick-chick-chick! Chicken Dance!

Rashi ma'am.

Could you please fetch

me a glass of Chenin Blanc?

I want to see all the lovely

couples on the dance floor.

- Now is a good time to find a partner.

- Thanks.

No one does this better than you.

That's too kind. That's too kind.

- Oh, come on.

- But who's he?

I think he's a guy from

the IT Department.

The beautiful lady at the end of

the line, she's up for grabs.

Give me your other hand.

She's found her partner.

When two strangers meet,

They blush and shy

But when love happens,

They soar in the sky

Let's make some noise

And stir up this wedding

With a little romance,

And a little drama

Let's not be shy

And miss this chance

Come on, come on

Let's do the chicken dance

Let's do the chicken dance

Let's do the chicken dance

Ch-ch-chicken dance

Let's do the chicken dance

What are you up to?

Why do you keep chasing me?

There are other

Single girls, who are ready to mingle

Try your luck with them

Everywhere I look, I see you

You're my passion

I feel peaceful in your arms

Take my heart

Hey, what are you doing?

Come on.

- I don't know this one.

- I'll lead you.

Let's do the chicken dance

Let's do the

Let's do the

Let's do the chicken dance

Chicken dance

Chicken dance

Let's do the chicken dance

What?

Is that... you?

Sorry?

I can feel it.

- You can?

- Yeah, it's quite obvious.

I am sorry, you see, it's

been a long time since...

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