Love in the Buff Page #2

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I'm not here to serve your client.

I made those chicken wings for you,

not your client. Don't you get it?

I do...

I'll serve you after I serve the client,

OK?

No, that's not what I mean.

Then what do you mean?

What's with you?

Who's paying our rent?

Who's putting gas in the car?

C'est la vie. What can I do?

I don't want to fight, OK?

"I've gone back to Mom's"

"Eight new messages."

Auntie!

Happy birthday! Sorry about last time.

You're so late.

For this year or next?

Did you walk Afterwards?

Roger! Afterwards, let's go poo-poo.

Come on...

Afterwards has been with Cherie for years.

She brought nothing

when she lived with the other guy.

And you? She knows you don't like dogs.

So she dared not take him with her.

Maybe you should come back some other time.

Come back later.

I should go, goodnight.

Goodbye.

Next stop, airport.

Passengers for Terminals 1 and 2,

please exit on the right.

Wait.

Hello?

It's me.

What?

I'm leaving.

Oh.

Beijing is very dry. Eat pears

and drink water with honey.

Before you go to bed, put a wet towel on the chair

to keep the humidity.

C)k-

Your things are packed.

Pick them up when you have time.

I'm still paying the rent.

If you want to live there...

feel free to do so.

No thanks, I'll stay with Mom.

It's almost time.

You're at the airport?

I can't talk. The dog needs to poo-poo.

Right, bye!

Bye!

Have you heard of the saying?

When someone is 32 years old

and still flies coach on a business trip,

he's a loser.

You know that too?

We were booked for business,

why did you ask for coach?

Some dude who works for an airline

posted some tips on the web.

If a stewardess is molested in the cabin,

there are procedures to follow.

The first of fence only gets a warning...

For the second of fence,

she needs another passenger's testimony

before she can report to her supervisor.

As for the third of fence,

she must tell the captain first

before she can press charges.

I was so pissed when I saw that!

Pissed? Why?

That means each time we were on a plane

we wasted 2 chances to touch the stewardess.

What's wrong with you?

Your're safe for the first 2 of fences.

Be my guest!

After you, pal!

Don't be stupid!

What do you want, sir?

What?

Hey!

What?

You pinched her behind!

I did not!

No? I saw you.

Tell the captain a crew member was molested.

What? You're reporting me?

You can speak Cantonese.

Sh*t! He's from Hong Kong, what a disgrace!

It's him.

Please come with us, sir.

You said the first 2 times were safe.

Serve you right for eavesdropping!

What?

Nothing! He said he deserved it.

- Did you call the driver?

- Call him now...

I forgot to ask your name.

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