Love in Space

Say it after me.

"I love you."

I... love... you.

Brilliant! Say it loud!

- I love you.

- Like you really mean it! "I love you!"

- I love you!

- LOUDER! "I love you!"

I love you! "I love you!"

I love you!!!

See you next week.

Holy moly! What's with all this trash?!

Whoa, it's heavy!

Don't force yourself, Dad. Take it easy!

No problem. Ever since the operation,

I've been stronger than a tiger!

You gotta take a break. Let me do it!

Oh, no!

What's wrong?

That's your mom's favorite singer.

She hasn't performed here

in over a decade,

and I forgot to book tickets.

I'm so dead!

Dad...

did Mom ever resent you

for being a garbage man?

Our first kiss was in the garbage truck!

Relationship problems?

Relationship problems are like toothaches.

They linger.

So, okay, look.

Next time,

before the date, the movie,

the holding of hands, the kissing,

I'll just tell her that I'm a garbage man.

Then we won't waste each other's time.

Congratulations, you've got it!

Excuse me. Table for one. Please.

Do you mind sharing?

- No.

- Yes.

Hi, can I take your order?

Fish and chips.

And... anything to drink with that?

Ice tea.

No ice?

Me too.

Okay.

Thanks.

So you're Chinese?

Me too.

Sorry,

I'll get them to clean it up.

No! Their towels are even dirtier!

International Health Regulations state that

a dishwasher's temperature

must be high enough

to effectively kill germs.

Otherwise, there's no point to washing.

You know it?

Otherwise, there'd be salmonella,

and you may get food poisoning.

What's wrong?

Food on my face?

Do you have time to go to

a movie with me tonight?

Sounds good!

Good idea... but we've just met.

Then let me introduce myself first.

Wait! Sorry...

I promised myself that I'd tell a date

what I do for a living before we go out.

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