Love Happy

Synopsis: Young hopefuls trying to stage a Broadway show on a shoestring are sustained with food by expert shoplifter Harpo. They little suspect that his donations include the special sardine can hiding the Romanoff diamonds! Slinky Madame Egelichi and her henchmen will do anything to get them back, but the Marx Brothers lead them a merry chase.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Music
Director(s): David Miller
Production: United Artists
 
IMDB:
5.8
PASSED
Year:
1949
85 min
38 Views


- You've got it.

This has no Maltese cross

on the top or on the bottom.

It can't be. The Maltese cross was on it,

I kissed it. It must have rubbed off.

It was put on with special adhesive paint.

A generation of rubbing

could not have removed it.

Mr Throckmorton,

may I present the Zoto brothers.

They take care of people I do not like.

Oh, no, let me open it.

The diamonds are in here.

Those hardly look like

the Royal Romanov diamonds.

- You may proceed, gentlemen.

- Oh!

Ooh!

Arrgh!

Eight marriages wasted.

The other leg, Hannibal.

I am afraid you have to stop, I cannot

concentrate. You are wasting your time.

Mr Throckmorton is too feeble

to try to deceive me.

Revive him.

I can't understand it.

I can't understand.

- I can't understand.

- Quiet.

Who was present when you found the tin?

No one, not a soul. The door was locked.

I put it in my pocket, I...

Wait. Yes, there was someone.

A strange-looking creature,

looked more like a tramp than a truckman.

You will call the police.

Inform them that a bushy-haired shoplifter

has been at work at Herbert & Herbert's.

Give them a full description.

Offer a reward of $1, OOO for his capture.

Have all the suspects brought

to my apartment, one at a time.

Police headquarters, please.

Say kids, take five minutes.

Excuse-a me. You Mike Johnson?

- What do you want?

- I'm-a look-a for a job.

- Wrong number, I'm all cast.

- Hey, just a minute.

You're missing a big band. Somebody told

me you're putting on a show with unknowns.

You're hiring-a people

who's-a never been-a heard of.

I'm the most unheard of actor

who's never been on Broadway.

- What's your name?

- Faustino the Great.

- You never heard of me, huh?

- No.

- What did I tell you?

- What are you unknown for?

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Francis Fredrick von Taschlein (February 19, 1913 – May 5, 1972), better known by his stage name Frank Tashlin, was an American animator, cartoonist, comics artist, children's writer, illustrator, screenwriter, and film director. He was also known as Tish Tash and Frank Tash. more…

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