Love At First Hiccup Page #3

Well, she's sitting

with all the Seniors.

What about that smart-ass Peter?

Is she dating him or what?

No, I'm sure they're just

really good friends.

Is Victor Knudsen really

gonna go down in history...

...as the Kentucky fried chicken who

didn't dare fight for his own woman?

You're right.

No, time out, time out. Are you sure

there are no hiccups on their way up?

I got it covered.

I didn't drink a single sip

of water today, or yesterday.

Good luck, Titanic!

Can't you faint from dehydration?

What's up ladies?

Is this Candid Camera or did you

just say "what's up ladies"?

I just wanted to say how great it

was to see you at the party.

Me and my dress?

Don't you know little Freshmen

aren't allowed at the seniortable?

Last I checked there was no

reservation sign.

Listen, you punk, I don't know

what you're trying to pull here.

But don't ever talk

to any of us ever again -

- or I'll split your skull in two!

Go buy yourself a Hershey's kiss,

kid.

No one in their right mind would

ever give such a loser one for free.

- Nice one!

- Huh? You like that? Like that?

Well done.

"Go buy yourself a Hershey's kiss,

kid".

- Hurry up.

- Relax already.

Check the stalls, will ya?

Clear. Make this quick.

I seem to remember you never liked

it when I was too quick about it.

Look, I'm sick and tired of Anya and

her unspoiled, virgin bullshit.

What is she trying to prove?

Don't worry, she knows she can't

graduate a virgin.

She said that?

She said she wants to do it soon,

and...

I told her the best way is to do it

with someone with experience.

Someone

who know's what he's doing.

Thanks for the compliment.

Can't you -

- prepare her a bit?

- Prepare her, are you crazy?!

- Just give her a few tips.

I'm going to her house on Wednesday

while her parents are playing Bridge.

Seriously Peter,

that's between you two.

I wanna see my girl happy and

I am not pushing her to do it.

It was a lot easier with you

back in the day.

All it took was a ride in

the Precious Junior -

- and a twenty buck dinner.

Besides, when I've had Anya too,

you girls can finally discuss sex.

So, I guess I'll basically be doing

you a favor.

Chupa mi verga.

Keep talking dirty, baby.

Okay, Casanova. So you're gonna

tell this girl you barely know -

- that she shouldn't sleep with her

boyfriend even though she wants to?

Well, he's not really her boyfriend.

But... yeah.

- Great plan, Vic.

- ! 9lt's not so bad.

- Ah, God, you're so young.

- But Peter doesn't love her!

So? When did that become

mandatory for love making?

Come on guys, her house

isn't that far away.

- Hancock Park.

- Oh, that's a rich neighborhood.

Yeah, I bought the address off Zack,

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